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Directory
Kirk at Mos Eisley
The Alternative Vader/Ben Duel
More things you'll never hear Vader say...
Sexually tilted lines from the
Star Wars
universe
In-flight chatter
Imperial attack on Owen and Beru
Han's real reward?
How to really write a
Star Wars
novel
Jedi mind tricks
How Zahn Could Really Fix This Mess
The Anti-Ewok Association
Everything I've learned, I've learned from
Star Wars
Ten
Star Wars
ways to piss someone off
More Gonk! More Gonk!
Top ten StarWarsish things to say....
Star Wars
Drinking Game
$$$GET AN ASS-KICKING FAST!!$$$
Slave Girl Leia
Tarkin's fetish
Slave Girl Leia Action Figure from Kenner!
How to use
Star Wars
to spice up your every day life
Vader vs. the Mario Brothers
Flame Forms
Power of the Force collection 3
Official RASSM Cool People
Official RASSM Movie
Are you a True RASSMer?
Trekky Talk
RASSM Analyze the Nut Boy
Death Star Retold
RASSM Ascii Art
Right Said Emperor Fred
Top Ten Ted3000 Top Ten lists
Shi@t
Star Wars
Special Edition Special Edition
Star Wars
Meets The Village People
Make Fat CA$H selling SPICE!!!
Imperial and Rebel Application Forms
A Field Guide to Posters
Newbie FAQ Parody
"Cute Anakin" Prequels
Star Wars
Backwards
Star Wars
Pants
Swearing
Star Wars
Style
Everything I learned, I learned from the Sith Wars
Signs You May Have Hired the Wrong Pilot
Lobot Fan Base [Filk]
History of the Lightsaber
Coming to Theaters on May 007, 1999!
At Last! Another song parody!
Collected Works of Farmboy
Episode I is Bound to Suck
What Happens to RASSM at The End of May?
TPM Pants
Grand Moff Gorp Returns
MY FIRST TPM PARODY SONG
Official Press Release
Vader and his mommy
TPM Spoof
Muppets From Space More Offensive Than TPM
Twas the Night before Star Wars
Job Position Available
Pretty Fly (for a Jedi!)
BREAKING NEWS: Lucas trolls Star Wars fanbase!
A Humorous look at the Sith's "Rule of Two"
Gonk Disses All Star Wars Fans
A New Side of The Force
Alternate Ending to Empire Strikes Back
The Return of Ted3000
The Whoring of Star Wars
TPM Spankings
Top Ten Death Star Tech Support Pet Peeves
Star Wars Pie 1999
RASSM "Ruler" Death Match
Props to My Dead Homiez
Trevor M. Blake
Palbacca and the Neevoota Bees
Star Wars vs. The Holy Grail
Star Wars Rants
How to Troll
If George Lucas Made Software
David Prowse for Bid
The Return of Chucky and James Trory
DVD Special Features Confirmed!!!
George Lucas for a Day
How to Write a
Star Wars
Novel, Take 2
Kickass Fan Script
Jar Jar Goes Postal
Episode I Observations: Home Video Version
Darth Sidious' Evil Plan Ruined
Star Wars VHS Marketing
Episode III Script Revealed
Who Wants to be a Sith Lord?
Dead Apprentice Sketch
Collected Works of Cheetah!
Sith Club
Star Wars Ducks
Star Wars Meets Monty Python
The Sultan's X-Wing
George Lucas is a Bologna Sandwich
Big Trouble in Little Tatooine
Han & Chewie: Straight Outta Da Hood
[FUN] Classic Moments Revisited
Different This Time Around
More Classic Moments Revisited
The Filk Side of The Force
Big Trouble in Little China/Star Wars Crossover
Death Star Christmas Party
Who Did It: The Floor or The Door?
[SO]
Star Wars Olympics
What is Star Wars About?
Top Ten Episode II Secrets Revealed
Top Ten Signs George Lucas is Nuts
2000 Election Humor, RASSM Style
Luke in Wonderland
The Filks of Steve Tilson
The Tortured Artist Speaks
More Assorted Humor from Cheetah!
The Resurrection of Karno
What's for Sale?
More Filkin' Fun
Random Oddities From Ted
Observation for the Day
One Night After Filming ESB
[New] Reality Show (Episode 1)
Top Ten Confessions of George Lucas' Beard
Who Hired this Ad Agency?
ALDF Protests George Lucas
Breaking Episode II News
ORHP Index
Constructed: 15 August 1996
Last Revision: 5 November 2001