Subject: Re: [Filk] it ain't `Dances with Gungan's', that's `fer sure! Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 17:05:08 GMT From: Jedah Organization: Deja.com - Before you buy. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc,alt.fan.wedge O.k., here's a try: Alderian Woman - sung by Luke Skywalker, to Lenny Kravitz's remake: Alderian woman, stay away from me Alderian woman, I'm brother you see. Don't be hangin' round my droid I don't wanna see your buns no more I got more important things to do Than spend some time doing incest with you Now woman, stay away Alderian woman, listen now, o.k.? Alderian woman, get away from me Alderian woman, mama's same for you an me.. Don't go being a new dark lord I don't wanna fight the sith no more Ben didn't teach me how to hypnotize To get those troopers to buy his lies. Now woman, get away Alderian woman, listen what I say… Alderian woman, I said get away, Alderian woman, you I just won't lay… Don't come bangin' on my droid Don't wanna see those buns no more I don't wanna sound obscene, I don't need your Death Star scenes Kissed for luck I realize But incest is something I despise Now woman, get away Alderian woman, listen there's no way Alderian woman, stay away from me Alderian woman, check the family tree… I gotta go I gotta get away Think I gotta go I wanna fly away I'm gonna go to degobah I'm gonna go to degobah I'm gonna got to degobah I'm gonna see my yoda. Bye bye, bye bye Bye bye, bye bye Alderian woman You're not right for me I'm not right for you Except for Splinter of the Mind's Eye There's nothing for us to do I'm gonna leave you sister You know I gotta go I'm gonna leave you sister I gotta go! I gotta go! I gotta go Alderian woman Yeah. *End* O.k., so it's not the song I was gonna filk, but it's the best I could come up with in my nyquil induced coma. That and a really off version of Tainted Love also dealing with Luke and Leia. Jedah "I am Obeenoobiescoobydoobie..." -Thumb Wars Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.