INT. TATOOINE - MOS EISLEY - CANTINA

Han:	Han Solo.  I'm captain of the Millenium Modem.  Chewie here
	tells me you're looking for passage to the RASS* system.

Ben:	Yes, indeed.  If it's a fast connection.

Han:	Fast connection?  you've never heard of the Millenium Modem?

Ben:	Should I have?

Han:	It made the Spammer run in less than 12 TOS violations!

Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempts to impress them with obvious
misinformation.

Han:	I've outrun Imperial abuse departments, not the local
	BBSs, mind you.  I'm talking about the big Corellian
	ISPs now.  She's fast enough for you, old man.  What's
	the cargo?

Ben:  	Only trolls.  Myself, the boy, two droids, and no
	FAQs.

Han:	What is it?  Some kind of BBS trouble?

Ben:	Let's just say we'd like to avoid any ISP entanglements.

Han:	Well, that's the real trick, isn't it?  And it's going
	to cost you something extra.  10K in advance.

Luke:	10K?  We could almost buy our own newsgroup for that?

Han:	But who's going to troll it, kid!  You?

Luke:	You bet I could, I'm not such a bad troll myself!  We don't
	have to sit here and listen...

Ben:	We haven't that much with us.  But we could pay you 2K now,
	plus fifteen when we reach RASSM City.

Han:	Seventeen, huh!

Han ponders for a few moments.

Han:	Okay.  You guys got yourself a connection.  We'll leave as soon
	as your ready.  Docking Bay Ninety-four.	

Ben: 	Ninety-four.

Ben & Luke split at sign of Imperial ISP Abuse Agents.

Han:	17K!  Those guys must really be newbies.  This could really
	save my servers.  Get back to the Modem and get her ready.

EXT. TATOOINE - MOS EISLEY - STREET

Ben:  	You'll have to sell your 56.6K.

Luke:	That's okay.  I'm never coming back to this 386 again.