From: "Chucky Waldman" Subject: WHERE IS JAMES TRORY AND CHEEF CRAZEE SHOOS AND ARLEEN AND NATHAN MASTARS AND OBLIO AND DUGGY AND USHER????????? Date: 03 Jan 2000 00:00:00 GMT WHERE IS JAMES TRORY AND CHEEF CRAZEE SHOOS AND ARLEEN AND NATHAN MASTARS AND OBLIO AND DUGGY AND USHER????????? I WAS THARE FRENDS AND NOW THARE GONE??? IM SAD COZ THEY WERE KOOL AND THEY WERE ALMOST THINKIN MANS EVEN THO THEY LIKD STAR WORZ!!!!!! FROM, CHUCKY -------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: jill-marie@webtv.net (Jill Marie Fritsche) Subject: Re: Where are they now....an answer Date: 03 Jan 2000 00:00:00 GMT candyfish@aol.comprodroid (CandyFish) wondered: >WHERE IS JAMES TRORY AND CHEEF CRAZEE >SHOOS AND ARLEEN AND NATHAN MASTARS AND >OBLIO AND DUGGY AND USHER >????????? I WAS THARE FRENDS AND NOW THARE >GONE??? IM SAD COZ THEY WERE KOOL >AND THEY WERE ALMOST >THINKIN MANS EVEN THO THEY LIKD STAR WORZ!!!!!! >FROM, >CHUCKY >This is far too coherent to be the real deal. Well, just in case, I have compiled a "Where are they now...?" directory for our 'lost' RASSMers...;-) Chief Crazy Shoes was cut in half in a lightsaber duel by Duggy over who was the biggest, baddest Sith Troll....(Duggy, it seems, has now served his time after a short absence and is back on RASSM.) There are three rumours circulating about James Trory. 1. He has been tied to a bed by Sal. 2. He is *still* in a huff over declining JTFC numbers. 3. He was attacked and killed by Chris Hawkins' Shaven Wookies in a coup to take over the Official RASSM Homepage and become the new tyrant of RASSM. (I favour #2.) Arlene was last seen tracking down former RASSMers for wav's of their voices and jpg pics...She was last seen in pursuit of Kim Le and tmarie. oblio, usher and MCal were last seen in Denver. It has been rumoured that they cracked during the Celebration and are now Jedi Hermits, growing goatees and living on Dagobah or in the Red Light District of Cloud Friggin' City...I can't remember. (Where capital letters and eating seafood are never allowed.) Snowy is also rumoured to have taken this same path...Jedi Quiz Hermit and growing a goatee. Rimrunner is now famous and on tour. On her way to becoming a millionaire before she is 30. James Watson is currently undergoing strict 'training' in Drake's capable hands to be Kim Le's personal Ewok O' Love. (I actually believe he was BBQ'd in Denver, but...I am just reporting what I hear.) And Nathan Masters is currently in a psychiatric ward for treatment of his multiple personalities....};-) Hope this helps you get up to date with all of the latest RASSM gossip on your friends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Sal Waterfall Subject: Re: Where are they now....an answer Date: 05 Jan 2000 00:00:00 GMT Show me your raw, naked, muscular and incredibly well-endowed rage, Jill Marie Fritsche! [this snip brought to you by booze--booze! it's what's for dinner.] >Well, just in case, I have compiled a "Where are they now...?" directory >for our 'lost' RASSMers...;-) [snip again--one good snip deserves another, I suppose.] >There are three rumours circulating about James Trory. 1. He has been >tied to a bed by Sal. 2. He is *still* in a huff over declining JTFC >numbers. 3. He was attacked and killed by Chris Hawkins' Shaven >Wookies in a coup to take over the Official RASSM Homepage and become >the new tyrant of RASSM. (I favour #2.) Actually, he's moved to a nudist colony where they revere him as a god. Sal -yeah, I wouldn't have thought it was possible either -------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Snowy Subject: Re: Where are they now....an answer Date: 06 Jan 2000 00:00:00 GMT >Well, just in case, I have compiled a "Where are they now...?" directory >for our 'lost' RASSMers...;-) > >Snowy is also rumoured to have taken this same path...Jedi Quiz Hermit >and growing a goatee. I wasn't lost, I've been in hiding. :) The goatee is no more but I'm now sporting a 'Ewan' cut and playing bass guitar rather than quizzes and puppets. Kermit however has not been seen in months and we believe has turned into a yellow puppet called Eric. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: tayvanis@my-deja.com Subject: Re: Where are they now....an answer Date: 08 Jan 2000 00:00:00 GMT In article , Sal Waterfall wrote: > Actually, he's moved to a nudist colony where they revere him as a > god. I heard that he was kicked out after they discover he was a "false" god. --- - Dug. ---