Subject: A Classic Lucas top ten from '98
Date: 13 Oct 1999 04:22:38 GMT
From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted Ehlers)
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The top ten reasuons Lucas is making Ep. I:

Subject:        Top 10 reasons Lucs is making Ep. 1
Date:   1998/08/07
Author: Ted 3000 <ted3000@aol.com>

10. Thought "Folks seem to like them space movies."
9. Needed excuse to make billions of dollars.
8. Framework of earlier timeline facilitates dream of exploring the
history of Porkins.
7. Left some plaid shirts in Tunasia in '76
6. Was hungry, location shoots and sets have good catering.
5. Forced by a blackmailing Warwick Davis (Something about lawsuit and
poloroids)
4. Wanted to complete Kennner Star Wars action Figure collection, needed
an "Artoo Detoo"
3. Chicks dig people who singlehandedly dominate the space-fantasy
genre. 2. Two Words: Yoda's Contract
1. Because Star Wars "Fucking rocks".

"Cue Hallucinotronic Spypunk Soundtrack for the Summer of Evol."