Subject: RASSM "Ruler" Death Match (was Re: why i, mike jackson, rule more) Date: Fri, 22 Oct 1999 19:02:59 -0400 From: Chris Hawkins Organization: Read the FAQ Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc On tonight's episode of RASSM Ruler Death Match, we have Mike "Space Monkey Jackson" vs. Phillip "The Original Dictator Wannabe" Kallas in a steel-caged, jello-filled sabacc table match! As an added bonus for all the ladies in the audience, the two combatants fighting for the title of "I Rule Most" will be wearing the one and only "Throng Thong"! Plus, we have our special guest referee, Miss RASSM City, wearing the latest in lingerie fashions from Mara's of Mos Eisley! MTFBWY, Chris Hawkins The RASSM FAQ - http://www.shavenwookie.com/rassmfaq.html E-Mail Address - hawkins@shavenwookie.com --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: RASSM "Ruler" Death Match (was Re: why i, mike jackson, rule more) Date: Fri, 22 Oct 1999 16:03:21 -0700 From: Çheetah! Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Chris Hawkins wrote: > > On tonight's episode of RASSM Ruler Death Match, we have Mike "Space > Monkey Jackson" vs. Phillip "The Original Dictator Wannabe" Kallas in a > steel-caged, jello-filled sabacc table match! As an added bonus for all > the ladies in the audience, the two combatants fighting for the title of > "I Rule Most" will be wearing the one and only "Throng Thong"! Plus, we > have our special guest referee, Miss RASSM City, wearing the latest in > lingerie fashions from Mara's of Mos Eisley! BRING YOUR CAM-ER-A!! > Çheetah! . 8========#<^>#========8 8========#<^>#========8 `Virtual Dyslexia: http://www.primenet.com/~ccheetah/index.html > StarWars Trivia: http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/r/17378/quizlet.js > StarTrek Trivia: http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/m/30788/quizlet.js JRRTolkien Trivia: http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/m/30784/quizlet.js . 8========#<^>#========8 8========#<^>#========8 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Phillip A. Kallas" Subject: Re: RASSM "Ruler" Death Match (was Re: why i, mike jackson, rule more) Date: 23 Oct 1999 00:00:00 GMT NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 22 Oct 1999 17:21:21 PDT Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Chris Hawkins wrote in message news:3810ED23.288D16F2@barber.shop... > On tonight's episode of RASSM Ruler Death Match, we have Mike "Space > Monkey Jackson" vs. Phillip "The Original Dictator Wannabe" Kallas in a > steel-caged, jello-filled sabacc table match! As an added bonus for all > the ladies in the audience, the two combatants fighting for the title of > "I Rule Most" will be wearing the one and only "Throng Thong"! Plus, we > have our special guest referee, Miss RASSM City, wearing the latest in > lingerie fashions from Mara's of Mos Eisley! Hey, to help with the visuals, I can scan a picture of me in a thong for everyone's enjoyment! Now wouldn't the folks over in alt.binaries.starwars crap their collective underwear if that showed up there. They would have to come over here to acknowledge how much I rule! (It would take me 2 rounds, tops, to win, btw) -- Phillip A. Kallas, The Original Dictator Wannabe http://members.xoom.com/pakallas/index.html Member of the RASSM Hall of Fame, and not much else "Your focus determines your reality."-Qui-Gon Jinn, The Phantom Menace --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: RASSM "Ruler" Death Match (was Re: why i, mike jackson, rule more) Date: Fri, 22 Oct 1999 17:28:36 -0700 From: "mike jackson" Organization: bCandid - Powering the world's discussions - http://bCandid.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc > > On tonight's episode of RASSM Ruler Death Match, we have Mike "Space > > Monkey Jackson" vs. Phillip "The Original Dictator Wannabe" Kallas in a > > steel-caged, jello-filled sabacc table match! As an added bonus for all > > the ladies in the audience, the two combatants fighting for the title of > > "I Rule Most" will be wearing the one and only "Throng Thong"! Plus, we > > have our special guest referee, Miss RASSM City, wearing the latest in > > lingerie fashions from Mara's of Mos Eisley! > > Hey, to help with the visuals, I can scan a picture of me in a thong for > everyone's enjoyment! Now wouldn't the folks over in alt.binaries.starwars > crap their collective underwear if that showed up there. They would have to > come over here to acknowledge how much I rule! > > (It would take me 2 rounds, tops, to win, btw) not after i use my "get out of jello free" card. :) mike