Authors: Policrat' and Cheetah!
Subject: Re: Let's Start a Militant Group 
Date: 5/31/2000

>> You may Duck, when ready..

> [Gungan Bongo surfaces outside Theed. Nearby, several pairs
> of pants float on the water]
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"Your duck will freeze before you make it to the 1st marker!"

"Then I'll see you in duck hell!"

>> "Look sir, Ducks!"

> "And I thought ducks smelt bad on the outside!"

"I can't abide those Ducks, filthy creatures.."

..or..

"We'll be sent to the `Duck Ponds of Kessel' this time, for sure R2..."
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> ..or..  ..or..  ..or.. ..or..

3PO: "He keeps saying that he's found `it, he's found `it..."

Han: "Found what?"

3PO: "He says he's located the Duck.."

Luke: "The Duck is here?!?"

Han: "What duck?!?"

3PO: "R2 says it's in Preparation Block 1138.. He says it's also
scheduled for ..marination.."

Luke: "We've got to rescue it!"

Han: "What are you talking about?"

Luke: "It's the Duck in the message.. it's the one that sent R2..."

Han: "So what?  I'm not exactly keen on going into an Imperial Chef's
Preparation Center...  the old geezer said to stay here, and that's what
I'm gonna do..."

Luke: <full-whine mode> "But they're gonna BAR-BE-CUE it!"

Han: "Better it than me!"

Luke: "a minute ago you didn't want to stay here, and now all you wanna
do is stay?"

Han: "Look, Fighting our way out is one thing, but just foolishly
marching into an Imperial Kitchen isn't brave.. it's more like being a
Cannibal ..Side.. dish.."

Luke: <flustered> [?!] <whispers>  ...the sauce is RICH..."

Chewie: "Arrooooowww"

Han: "..how Rich?"

Luke: "If we were to liberate it, the helpings would be, would be.."

Han: "..be what?"

Luke: "Well, there'd be *more* gravy than _YOU_ could ever imagine!"

Han: "I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit..  OK, so what's your plan?"

Luke: "Hmm, hand me that Apron..  <approaching Chewie> ..now, I'm gonna
put this on you Chewie.."

Chewie: "SNARL-ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Luke: <backing off> "Errr, uhh Han's gonna put this Apron on you and.."

Chewie: "Snarllll"

Han: "Never mind Chewie, I think I know what he has in mind.."

3PO: "Sir, what about us?"

Luke: "Stay here, an eye on the Falcon.."

3PO: "..but sir, what if the Imperials come?"

Luke: "..then lock the pressure door.."

Han: "..and pray they don't have any Basters.."

3PO: "..that isn't very reassuring.." <clunk>