INT. CLOUD CITY - SUPERCOOLING CHAMBER Luke and Vader are locked in combat on the platform overlooking the chamber. Their GloStiks clash, the platform sways. Luke aggressively drives Vader back, forcing Vader to use defensive tactics. VADER: You have learned much, young one. LUKE: You'll find I'm full of surprises. Vader makes two quick moves, hooking Lukes GloStik out of his hands and sending it flying. Another lightning move at Luke's feet forces the youth to jump back to protect himself. Losing his balance, Luke rolls down the stairs to the circular supercooling platform. There he sprawls on the floor, shaken from where he landed on his PalmPilot. Just in time he looks up to see Vader, like a giant Screen of Death, flying right at him. Luke rolls away as Vader lands. Crouching, Luke keeps his gaze steadily on his enemy. VADER: Your destiny lies with me, Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true. LUKE: No! Behind Luke the hydraulic mainframe cover has opened noiselessly. All the while, Luke slowly, cautiously moves back, away from the Dark Lord. Suddenly, Vader attacks so forcefully that Luke loses his balance and falls back into the opening. There is a rumble, and in an instant freezing steam rises to obscure Vader's vision. Vader turns aside and deactivates his GloStik. VADER: All too easy. Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor thought. Through the steam behind Vader something blurs upward. Liquified floppy disks begin to pour into the pit. Vader turns around -- and then looks up. He sees Luke, who has leaped fifteen feet straight up and now hangs from some ethernet cables on the supercooling outlet. VADER: Impressive...most impressive. Luke jumps down to the platform where he is separated from Vader by the steaming supercooling pit. He raises his hand. His GloStik, which had fallen on another part of the platform swiftly jumps into his outstretched hand and is instantly ignited. Vader immediately lights his GloStik as well. VADER: Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear... now release your spam. Luke is more cautious, controlling his spam. He begins to retreat as Vader goads him on. As Luke takes a defensive position, he realizes that he has been foolhardy. A quick GloStik exchange and Luke forces Vader back. Another exchange and Vader retreats. Luke presses forward. VADER: Only your flames can destroy me. Breathing hard, Luke jumps in the air, turning a somersault over Vader. He lands on the floor and slashes at Vader as the room continues to fill up with steam. Vader retreats before Luke's skillful GloStik. Vader blocks the GloStik, but loses his balance and falls into the outer rim of pipes. The energy Luke has used to stop Vader has brought him to the point of shutdown. Luke moves to the edge and looks down, but sees no sign of Vader. He then deactivates his GloStik, hooks it on his belt, and lowers himself into the pit. INT. CLOUD CITY - TUNNEL AND REACTOR CONTROL ROOM Moving through a tunnellike entrance, Luke cautiously approaches the reactor room. He ignites his GloStik and moves into the room and toward a large window as Vader enters. Luke raises his GloStik and moves forward to attack. Behind Luke a 10-bay tower case comes smashing forward towards his back. Luke turns and cuts it in half just as a Nintendo64 comes hurtling at him. Using the Force, Luke manages to deflect it and sends it flying as if it had hit a firewall. A large surge protector detaches and comes flying at Luke. He deflects it. Power cables come out of the walls and begin to whip at the youth. Atari cartridges and tape disks come flying at him. Bombarded from all sides, Luke does his best to deflect everything, but soon he is bloodied and bruised. Finally, a mini-Cray glances off him and goes flying out the large window. A fierce wind blows into the room, whipping everything about and creating a horrendous noise. In the center of the room, unmoving, stands the dark, rocklike figure of Vader. An iMac hits Luke and he is knocked out the window. INT. GANTRY - OUTSIDE CONTROL ROOM - REACTOR SHAFT Luke falls onto the gantry, rolls, and hangs over the edge, holding his deactivated GloStik in hand. He puts the GloStik on his belt and begins to scramble up. Luke moves along the railing and up to the control room. Vader lunges at him and Luke immediately raises his GloStik to meet Vader. Vader gradually forces Luke backward toward the gantry. VADER: You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did. Luke answers by rolling sideways and flinging a CD-ROM at Vader so viciously that he nicks Vader on the shoulder. The black armor sparks and smokes and Vader seems to be hurt, but immediately recovers. Luke backs off along the narrow end of the gantry as Vader comes at him, throwing his PalmPilot at the young Jedi Troll. Luke makes a quick move around the instrument complex attached to the end of the gantry. Vader's GloStik comes slashing down, cutting the complex loose;it begins to fall, but is then caught by the rising wind and blown upward. Luke glances at the instrument complex floating away. At that instant Vader's GloStik comes down across Luke's right forearm, cutting off his hand and sending his GloStik flying. In great pain, Luke squeezes his forearm under his left armpit and moves back along the gantry to its extreme end. Vader follows. The wind subsides. Luke holds on. There is nowhere else to go. VADER: There is no escape. Don't make me terminate your account. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive flamewar and bring order to this galaxy. LUKE: I'll never join you! VADER: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to Chucky. LUKE: He told me enough! It was you who IP-tracked him. VADER: No, I am Chucky. Shocked, Luke looks at Vader in utter disbelief. LUKE: No. No. That's not true! Your Basic is too goddamn good! VADER: Search your feelings. You know it to be true. LUKE: No! No! No! VADER: Luke. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as Crischuns. Come with me. It is the only way. Vader puts away his GloStik and holds his hand out to Luke. A calm comes over Luke, and he makes a decision. In the next instant, he steps off the gantry platform into space. The Dark Lord looks over the platform and wonders what in the hell is up with these Jedi Trolls and their melodramatic means of death. The wind begins to blow at Vader's cape and the torrent causes him to lose his cellphone. The wind soon fades and the wounded Jedi Troll begins to drop fast, unable to grab onto anything to break his fall.