Subject: Kickass Fan Script
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2000 15:43:13 GMT
From: aanes@online.no (Torgeir)
Organization: Telenor Online Public Access
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc

STAR WARS
Episode II
BALANCE OF THE CLONE WARS

INT. THEED PALACE

AMIDALA is standing in front of a window when ANAKIN enters.

ANAKIN: Aren't I dashing?
AMIDALA: You sure are. Let's have sex.

They HAVE SEX, but in a PC and child-friendly way.

JAR JAR enters.

JAR JAR: Heyo-dalee!
ANAKIN: Go away, Jar Jar. Nobody likes you anyway.
JAR JAR(sad): Okieday.

PALPATINE enters. He whispers something to Anakin.

ANAKIN: Sure thing, Palpy.

OBI-WAN enters.

OBI-WAN: You horrible man! The Dark Side has consumed you. I must kill
you.

The floors give in to a MOLTEN LAVA PIT.

ANAKIN: Now this is what I call a Core!

ANAKIN and OBI-WAN fight beside the lava pit. ANAKIN falls in.

OBI-WAN: Oops.

PALPATINE runs away with AMIDALA, trampling JAR JAR in the process.

BOBA FETT enters.

FETT: Hey, guys. What's with the molten lava pit?

THE END
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Subject: Re: Kickass Fan Script
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2000 17:48:44 +0100
From: Roy W. Andersen <ra@umpire.comSPAM>
Organization: Telenor Online Public Access
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc

On Thu, 09 Mar 2000 15:43:13 GMT, aanes@online.no (Torgeir) wrote:

[snip]
>BOBA FETT enters.
>
>FETT: Hey, guys. What's with the molten lava pit?

Obi-Wan whirls around, accidentally hitting the ON-button on Boba
Fett's rocketpack with his elbow.

Fett takes off.

FETT: AAAIIIIEEEE

Fett flies into the wall and falls into the lava pit.

THE END