From: Speculator Date: 24 Mar 1997 *Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame** Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Pirate [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your Internet access [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser [ ] All of the above end flame ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subject: Flame Form STANDARD RASSM FLAME FORM Compiled by Speculator v 1.1 Modifications welcome You are being flamed. You are being flamed because: [Check all that apply] What you said was: [ ] Stupid [ ] Lame [ ] Gibberish [ ] A Really old joke [ ] A really bad joke [ ] Insulting to the following: [ ] Harrison Ford [ ] John Williams [ ] George Lucas [ ] A RASSM God-type cool-person You also failed to: [ ] Spell correctly [ ] Capitalize [ ] Punctuate [ ] Display understanding of basic grammar [ ] Quote context [ ] Acquire a brain [ ] Say something meaningful [ ] Disable MIME formatting You mentioned [ ] Stormtroopers bumping their heads. [ ] Ewoks [ ] sexual content on ROTJ You questioned whether [ ] Boba Fett died in the Sarlacc A particular [ ] character [ ] actor was [ ] gay [ ] lesbian [ ] bisexual You supported an argument with [ ] "Well, (insert character/writer/species/whatever's name) sux anyway" [ ] "Star Trek rulz 'cause it does" [ ] any other totally disputable fact You have posted to the wrong NG. Go to [ ] alt.binaries.starwars [ ] r.a.s.s.collecting [ ] talk.rape You are: [ ] A troll [ ] From AOL [ ] With no brains [ ] Not worthy to frequent this NG [ ] Targeted for death by eletrocution It is recommended that in the future you: [ ] Format properly [ ] Use correct grammar [ ] Die [ ] Post elsewhere till you learn how [ ] Troll on alt.test instead [ ] Try to be intelligent ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Based on 1.0 [compiled by the Asp] modifications thanx to Shefali Asthana , Jen , "Boba" , Speculator, "Coolest of the RASSM Coolies"! :) <------------------------------------------------------------------------< < X-Phile? Trekker? Whatever - try the Speculative Fiction Web Site at < < HTTP://subnet.virtual-pc.com/~lo386500/dusf.htm < <------------------------------------------------------------------------<