Subject: Pretty Fly (for a Jedi!) Date: Fri, 30 Jul 1999 22:28:35 GMT From: Keenath Organization: Deja.com - Share what you know. Learn what you don't. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Well, greetings to all and sundry.. (and everybody else, too!) I'm relatively new here, but I just wrote a song parody I had to share. :) I haven't ever /seen/ a version of this before, so if anyone else has previously posted one, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes. I wrote this after reading on theForce.net that Weird Al had an idea for a song by this title, but opted to go for 'The Saga Begins' instead.. so of course I had to write it. :) Understanding this song is easier if you have heard the original, or at least Al's "Pretty Fly (for a Rabbi)". Without further ado.... Pretty Fly (For a Jedi) - By Ryan Dawson A Parody of 'Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)' by The Offspring Ta renow ka Bantha pudu... Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay! Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay! Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay! And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, for a Jedi. (Gonna win the race, 'cause the kid's a driving ace!) We were on a mission To save Naboo one day The Trade Confederation Wouldn't listen anyway. They filled the room with gas, they Just don't have any style. We waited for the doids, and WE LEFT 'EM IN A PILE! At any rate, They sealed their fate. You know we'll ruin the Confederation's day! The doors are sealed, It's no big deal, We'll stow away, we'll stow away! Down into the lake A Bongo sub we'll take. Monsters tried to eat us and they made poor Jar Jar shake! So grab your lightsaber and HEY! HEY! Do that Star Wars thing! Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay! Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay! Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay! And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly. (For a Jedi!) We found Queen Amidala! The droids weren't very nice, But out came our lightsabers And we put 'em all on ice! Now cruisin' in her ship we Just took a laser blast! The droids'll go and fix it, We're in hyperspace at last! Now on Tatooine Don't make a scene This little kid could learn to use the Force some day! Watto made a deal, The slave's a steal, if He wins today, he wins today... We've got real good seats, See Sebulba cheat? But our guy isn't gonna let himself be beat! Now grab your lightsaber and HEY! HEY! Do that Star Wars thing! We had to fight Darth Maul but We're off to Coruscant! But with this Chancellor we Just can't get what we want! Anni met the Council, They sensed in him much fear. If we wait on the Senate Getting help ... it could take a year! Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay! Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay! Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay! (Gonna win the race, 'cause the kid's a driving ace!) So put on the speed, Back to Naboo and Theed! With Gungun help and Anakin we cannot fail! Into space real quick, Anni's at the stick He blew away the battleship and lived to tell the tale! Maul killed Qui Gon Jinn And then I killed /him/! We had a little funeral, then watched the movie end! So grab your lightsaber -- Your brand new lightsaber -- Now grab your lightsaber, and HEY! HEY! Do that Star Wars thing! Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Share what you know. Learn what you don't.