Subject: If I was George Lucas for a day...
Date: 23 Feb 2000 02:12:15 GMT
From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted Ehlers)
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Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc

I'd fill out "mythical storyteller" as my job on any surveys.

I'd go grocery shopping, turn to the clerk and say "I'm George Lucas"

I'd find a way to declare Star Wars as a religion to make Lucasfilm 100% tax
free.

I'd go to a comic store and give 2 fanboys permanent emotional trauma by
offering them a "double dip cream-dream surprise in my van."

I'd appear before a senate subcommitte wearing Imperial Senate
robes, and rig a hydrolic senate pod to descend from the ceiling, then lecture
the senators on the dangers of an unregulated Trade Federation.

I'd appear on a presidential debate saying "I feel just like John McCain in New
Hampshire."

I'd seduce a naive Nathelie Portman with the old "slave Padme costume screen
test" line.

I'd kick some ass.

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