Subject: [Filk] it ain't `Dances with Gungan's', that's `fer sure! Date: Wed, 16 Aug 2000 08:47:24 -0700 From: Rabid Hoojib Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc,alt.fan.wedge Yo, Jedah - even though it's not exactly the filk you were lookin' for, here's a similar one to the same tune... =) -- [Filk: George Lucas loves the Gungans] [To the Tune of: `Werewolves of London' by Warren Zevon] [© butchered by Ηheetah! - Rabid Hoojib -- on August 19th, 2000] ============================================== I saw George Lucas with a Star Wars script in his hand, Gruntin' thru the Malibu streets, in the rain... He was lookin' for a place called `Plots `R' Us', he's gonna get a new Race, with a funky new name... > [chorus] How WUUUUUUUUDE, George, settles for the `Gungans'... How WUUUUUUUUDE, How WUUUUUUUUDE, He just likes `dem `ole Gungans... How WUUUUUUUUDE.... > [chorus] You can hear the fans howlin' `bout this idea from that store, "He better not write `em in...", Another good script mutilated on-a-whim, Lucas's Gungans win ag-ain... > [chorus] How WUUUUUUUUDE, He just loves the damned Gungans... How WUUUUUUUUDE, How WUUUUUUUUDE, Naboo must have his Gungans... How WUUUUUUUUDE.... > [chorus] He's the heavy-handed gent, whos plots ARE NOT carved in cement, lately he's overstuffed his safe, there... You better stay in praise of him, Or he might just stop the prequels, Jim.. Heh, I'd sure would like to see the trailer... > [chorus] How WUUUUUUUUDE, George decrees to use the Gungans... How WUUUUUUUUDE, How WUUUUUUUUDE, Jar-Jar, he's `da main Gungan... How WUUUUUUUUDE.... > [chorus] I saw Qui-Gon talkin' to the Queen, `dissin' `dem Lucas Gungans I saw Obi-Wan ragging-on at the Queen, huh! ranting about `dem damned Gungans.. I saw Jar-Jar slurpin' a Pina colada at Trader Vic's, ..his tongue was ..just.. perfect.. How WUUUUUUUUDE, Lucas writes in his precious Gungans, heh, how smug... How WUUUUUUUUDE, He just loves `dem freakin' Gungans... How WUUUUUUUUDE... [fade] 8==========##<^>##==========8 >>>----> « Rabid Hoojib » 8==========##<^>##==========8 > -••• -•-- •--• •-• --- •••• •• •- •••