Subject: Re: I hate everyone except Lando Date: Thu, 10 Aug 2000 21:35:22 +0000 From: Fatboy Roberts Organization: The Out Causin Kaos Cru: We'll never get caught. We're on a mission from God. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Chris Hawkins wrote: > > Fatboy Roberts wrote: > >Besides, everyone knows, the only 40 people talk about when they say 40 > >is Olde English. > > You know it. I can almost see Han & Chewie kicking back with a couple > of them after a hard day of smuggling and talking smack with some of > their hustling buddies. =) heh heh. random spacer: Yo! I told you about that Sullust run, right? There were, like, uh..like TWELVE! Twelve TIE fighters on my ass, and I straight pulled this, uh..the Gammorean Slipknot! You know what I'm talking about right Han? Han: You're full of shit, fool. (gulps on 40) The Gammorean Slipknot is one of those Kama Sutra positions or somethin like that, right Chewie? Chewie: Graaghh(slurp Burp)arrgh arhg ghagrgh BLAAAARF! RS: whoaaaa....looks like the wook can't handle that charcoal filtered goodness that Olde English has to offer. Look at 'im GO! Han: Man, (gulps 40 again) me and Chewie here were tossed off our asses offa THREE forties. EACH! And we did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. RS: Get outta here! Han: I shit you not, fool. Yo, you gonna drink that shit or you gonna nurse it like a little girl all damn night? RS: Man, you a liar. Kessel Run in 12 parsecs. Off 3 forties. Sure. Han: Yeah right, like the Gamorrean Slipknot was any better, pussy. Shut up and drink your 40. RS: Man. I've never seeen a Wookie puke before. Look at all that shit stuck in his fur. What the hell IS that? Han: I wouldn't ask if I was you. It's how 40 drinkers talk. Seriously. Fatboy