Date: 22-23 Sep 1996

Rich Handley wrote:

Several problems with this story....


>Liea lips played over mine.

Hey, now, only her close friends call her "Leia lips," so this is completely unrealistic!

>We continued t kiss

For crying out loud -- "t-kissing" is NOT a type of kissing that is popular on Alderaan, and anyone
who calls him/herself a true Star Wars fan knows that.

>I ran my hand across her soft smoot thigh

Now THAT's just plain ridiculous -- everyone KNOWS that ONLY people from Corellia have "smoot
thighs!"  Do some research, man!!!

>I began to lick her beautiful thighs, slowly working my wasy towards the pinnacle of my pleasures.  

HEY!!  You keep your wasy out of this -- this is a family newsgroup!  The rest of this stuff was
tolerable, but once you start bringing your wasy into it, you've gone too far!!!

>There was a great deal of workl to be done 

Now, see here!!!!  First you talk about your wasy, and now you two are engaging in workl...!!!  How
dare you...!!!  I'm shocked -- shocked and appalled!

>Her look expressed her feelings, her great passionbut also expressed a sadness 

Wait, now I'm confused.... how did her passionbut manage to express this sadness?  My passionbut
doesn't do much of anything except sit around and occasionally provide for the excretion of
nitrogenous waste products.  Strange... must be a unique characteristic of Alderaanian
passionbuts...  hmmmm, you learn something new every day.

>To this day, I will never forget a millisecondof 

Yeah, I know what you mean.  I'll never forget MY millisecondof, either.  It was quite a
millisecondof, and few experiences in life are ever as memorable as a millisecondof.



Scott Chitwood replied:

Howdy!

	ROTFLOL!!!!  Obviously this guy is a Harvard English Major.  If he
thinks for a millesecondof that his story was the pinnacle of our
pleasure he can t kiss my smoot pleasurebut!

Scott