Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: RASSM Opinon tag-in. Be Brief! From: "Bas-Jan Walewijk" Date: Mon, 8 Sep 1997 12:41:00 -0500 sharon white wrote: >Prequel Cast: Almost perfect, although I wonder what I'm going to do >watching an 8-year old muck around the desert for two hours. FADE IN: STARRY BACKDROP "This summer, George Lucas presents..." CUT TO: EXT. TATOOINE DESERT - DAY Young ANAKIN SKYWALKER is merrily playing with a bucket of sand and a little shovel. "... JAKE LLOYD..." "... as an 8-year old mucking in the desert..." "... for two hours..." DISSOLVE TO: EXT. TATOOINE DESERT - SUNSET "... of sheer, indescribable boredom." CUT TO: Young OBI-WAN without lightsaber or anything interesting. Young YODA next to him. OBI-WAN (ominously): Mucking in the sand... that leads to the dark side! YODA: Yes, to Obi-Wan you listen! CUT TO: A agonizingly cute shot of little Anakin. ANAKIN: "May the Force be with you people, and God bless us... everyone!" Little Anakin then carves the turkey. Uh... Well, it *could* happen that way! Bas-Jan -- "Great work, people... keep those phones ringing!" -- An Official RASSM Jedi Master Levitation and peer respect in two weeks -- http://www.seneca.demon.nl/nil/ - Nil & Void