Subject: Re: [The RANT will be with you, always..] (was: Re: [Rant] Pol' gets up on his high horse....) Date: Sun, 14 Nov 1999 21:34:55 +0000 From: policrat' Organization: Oxford University, England Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Cheetah wrote: > policrat' wrote: > > > > Cheetah wrote: > > > > > Glad to see that I'm not the only one that likes a good rant... I think > > > it's about time to re-visit the `ole "Greedo shooting 1st in SE" thread > > > and break out the ranting oil.. =) > > > > Hoo-frapping-bloody-ray! > > > > Star Wars Rants! > > (Like Star Wars Pants, except not quite...) > -- > > "I've been waiting for this rant for a long time, Solo." > > > > "You could use a good rant!" > > > > "Before the Dark Times.... Before the Rants...." > -- > "You came with those rants? You're braver than I thought!" > > "Would it help if I got out & ranted?" "It might!" > > "Darth Vader, only you could rant so bold..." > > "I want to go to Alderaan, and be a ranter like my father.." > > "Your wrong, Emperor, I'm a ranter, like my father before me.." > > "It's not impossible, I used to rant at Womp Rats in beggars canyon back > home, and their not much bigger than 2 meters" > > "Oh, rant off! " > > "The force is what gives the Jedi his rant.." "Great rant, kid! That was one in a million!" JERJERROD: "The Emperor's coming here?" VADER: "That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of rants." "You're part of the rant against the Empire!?" LEIA: "I like nice ranters." HAN: "I'm a nice ranter!" "Whaddaya think you are, some kind of ranter?" "You are a member of the Rebel Alliance and a ranter!" "I have chosen to test this rant's destructive power... on your home planet of Alderaan." "Now *this* is ranting!" "She ranted! She ranted to us!" "No rants!" "Soon, you will learn to appreciate my rants." Policrat' Unofficial RASSM Scotsman (Retd.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: [The RANT will be with you, always..] (was: Re: [Rant] Pol' gets up on his high horse....) Date: Sun, 14 Nov 1999 15:22:34 -0700 From: Cheetah Reply-To: Cheetah@SPAMFREE.anti-social.com Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc "But sir! the odd's of successfully navigating a Rant is 3260 to 1!" "The rant is strong in this one" > _ "He, will rant at me?!?" "I have forseen it.. he will rant at you, then you will bring him ...to me..." "He shall rant, or die ..my master.." > ~ "Ancient rants & Hokey filks are no match for a good blaster at your side!" "We'd be honored if you were to join us for ranting.." "the Rant is with me!!" > < << Çheetah! >> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: [The RANT will be with you, always..] (was: Re: [Rant] Pol' gets up on his high horse....) Date: Tue, 16 Nov 1999 03:47:55 +0000 From: policrat' Organization: Oxford University, England Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc "I don't seem to remember ever having made a rant. Very interesting.... I think we'd better get indoors. The trolls are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers." "Your fathers lightsaber. This is the weapon of a RASSM Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a rant." "These aren't the rants you're looking for." "Begin posting your rants." "It's the ship that made the Kessel rant in less than twelve parsecs!" "Always two there are, no more, no less. A ranter and a troll." "Luke's a ranter?! I'm out of it for a while and everyone starts getting delusions of grandeur!" "Ranting scum!" "We won't last long against those rants!" "I am fluent in over six million forms of ranting...." "Rant at me, Obi-Wan Kenobi... you're my only hope." Policrat' Unofficial RASSM Ranting Scotsman (Retd.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: [The RANT will be with you, always..] (was: Re: [Rant] Pol' gets up on his high horse....) Date: Mon, 15 Nov 1999 21:02:47 -0700 From: Cheetah Reply-To: Cheetah@SPAMFREE.anti-social.com Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc policrat' wrote: > "These aren't the rants you're looking for." Their up for sale, if you're interested... > "It's the ship that made the Kessel rant in less than twelve parsecs!" "She'll make .5 past the speed of Rant..." > "Luke's a ranter?! I'm out of it for a while and everyone starts getting delusions of > grandeur!" ----- "How we doing?" "Ranting, as always" "That bad, huh?" ----- > "We won't last long against those rants!" "We'll last longer then those Rant Destroyers!" > "Rant at me, Obi-Wan Kenobi... you're my only hope." "Aren't you a little rant, for a stormtrooper?" > < << Çheetah! >> >