From: Rabid Hoojib <RalphVonWauWau@netNOSPAMscape.net>
Subject: [Vintage RANTS thread] Re: Grand Admirals
Date: 11/24/1999

policrat' wrote:
> Cheetah wrote:

> > > > > > Gasp!  Imagine what happens when some badly-chosen author writes a SW
> > > > > > novel that features the rank of the Grand Fonzarelli...

> > > > > ROTFLOL!

> > > > > > <ducking>

> > > > > *thwack!*

> > > > <unthwacked look>

> > > > Who's kidding?

> > > The dastardly dark-side ducks of Dagobah?

> > I have the .WAV of one of them, getting a BJ..  want a copy?
 
> Off who?

One of the dastardly dark-side ducks of Dagobah.. getting a BJ..
 
> I don't want to think about this!

It's about 500K in size..  I can mail it to `ye....
 
> > > > > How many lines from the film can we improve with the insertion of 'underarm bowling'? :)

> > > > Let's get back to Star Wars `rants' first..  lotsa leftovers in there we
> > > > haven't tried yet..  =)

> > > As you wish, my ranter.

> > Rant on, dude!

> > > > Many Bothans ranted, bringing us these plans...

> > > ROTFLOL!!!
> > -- *bow*

> > "10,000 credit's?!?  We could almost rant one for that kind of money!"

> > "Yea, kid - but who would rant it?  you?"

> > "You bet, I'm a decent ranter.. oh, we don't have to sit here and..."
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> "Rants matter not!"

> HAN: "I think my ranting's getting better. Instead of a big dark rant, all I can see now's a big
> light rant."
> 
> LUKE: "That's all there is to see. I used to rant here, you know?"
> 
> HAN:"You're going to stop ranting here, you know?"

Arrghh...  I should have beat you to that scene..

> "What a desolate rant this is!"
 
> "That little ranter! He tricked me! He'll be sorry!"
 
> UNCLE OWEN: "I have no use for an E-Bay Auctioneer. What I really need is a droid that can
> understand the binary language of Usunet Rants."
> 
> THREEPIO: "If I may, sir, my first job was flaming trolls, not very different from your ranters."

ROTFL!!

> "Uncle Owen! This droid's got a bad rant."
 
> LUKE: Have you been in many rants?
 
> THREEPIO: Several, I think. Actually, there's not much to tell. I'm not much more than a lurker, and
> not very good at ranting. Well, not at making rants interesting, anyways.
 
> "Rant, or rant not. There is no post!"


Leia: "He's got to follow his own rant, we can't choose it for him.."

Luke: "I only wish ..Ben.. were ranting.."


"He better have those units on south-end ranted, or there'll be hell to
pay.."


Beru: "Luke can't stay here Owen, he's got to much of his ranter in
him.."

Owen: "That's what I'm afraid of.."


Greedo: ("You can tell that to Jabba, he may only take your rant..")

Wuher: "Hey! we don't serve their kind!"

Luke: "huh?"

Wuher: "Your rants! we don't serve their kind in here.."

Luke: "You two better go rant outside, we don't want to draw
attention.."
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Wuher: No ranters!  No ranters!

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