======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted 3000) Date: 22 May 1997 00:09:39 GMT This is how this thread goes: Describe how a POTF figure of you would be. "Example?" -Jules Winfield OK. Here's mine Deluxe Ted 3000 figure in modified Bespin Battle fatigues. Backpack contains Taco Bell food. Stormtrooper blaster rifle, lightsaber, and Hoth style scanner. Apple Powerbook for graphic design on the go. ActionFunk compact disc mailaway offer. Note the realistic "stubble" ala dash rendar. Green card, promo for Chewbacca bandolier featured on back, as well as the CHUCKY figure. Current Value (From Wizard's action figure price guide) is $15 mint carded, $2.00 loose (Who thought that cardboard was so valuable. How much is just the package worth, I wonder...?) Got it? Now "Go!" -Lando Calrissian to Leia during the shootout at the landing plaform on cloud city. Ted3000@aol.com "Jabba, you're a wonderful human being." Protested the Clone Wars, RASSM Funkmaster, Kicked out of the Academy for "goofing" on Palpatine, Graphic Designer for the Rebellion (freelanced for the Empire), and X-Wing Pilot. ======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: "Darklord Callas" Date: 22 May 97 12:05:44 GMT Ted 3000 wrote in article <19970522000900.UAA24978@ladder02.news.aol.com>... > This is how this thread goes: > Describe how a POTF figure of you would be. Hmmm, let me see... The Darklord Callas:SE figure, in red and black mandalorian battle armor. Comes with plastic red cape, a big @$$ pistol, and a Silver bladed lightsaber. Exaggerated abdominal muscles added ala Lando figure. Comes with a special Jawa Freedom Fighter figure.(Picture a Jawa in stormtrooper gear). Special mail rebate offer for the Troll clone three pack, containing CHUCKY, Travis ILM, and a certain southern gentlemen. Figures featired on the back are;Sock Puppet Boy, Rogue Jedi, and Dark Jaames C'Ewok, all members of the RASSM Alliance. Also picture of a vehicle, the SSD John Holmes II, the flagship of Darklord Callas. Certain Darklord Callas figures you can remove the helmet, showing the face of Elliot Gould! -- Darklord Callas, darkphil@surfnetinc.com Founder of the RASSM Alliance "Look, I told your mom a lot of things."-Die Fledermaus "You don't know the power of the Dark side!"-Lord Vader "We're killing for democracy!"-a friend, I think. ======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: chewie@trory.demon.co.uk (James Trory) Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 18:18:00 GMT And I thought ted3000@aol.com (Ted 3000) smelt bad.... on the outside!!!! >This is how this thread goes: >Describe how a POTF figure of you would be. >"Example?" -Jules Winfield >OK. Here's mine >Deluxe Ted 3000 figure in modified Bespin Battle fatigues. Backpack >contains Taco Bell food. Stormtrooper blaster rifle, lightsaber, and Hoth >style scanner. Apple Powerbook for graphic design on the go. ActionFunk >compact disc mailaway offer. Note the realistic "stubble" ala dash rendar. >Green card, promo for Chewbacca bandolier featured on back, as well as the >CHUCKY figure. Current Value (From Wizard's action figure price guide) is >$15 mint carded, $2.00 loose (Who thought that cardboard was so valuable. >How much is just the package worth, I wonder...?) >Got it? Now "Go!" -Lando Calrissian to Leia during the shootout at the >landing plaform on cloud city. Okay... Limited Edition Sith Warrior Trory in black cape, wellington boots and Halloween mask. Carries a telescopic kipper, lightsaber and dish of Shepherd's Pie. Swinging arm action for striking other action figures down with the power of the Force. Collection of removable eyebrows for various deluxe facial expressions, including amused, mildly annoyed, and pissed. Special offer tokens for money off The Super Thing With Wheels vehicle and JTFC:SE HQ Action Fleet set. Current Value - $50 mint carded, $49 loose. :) ilililil Sith Warrior Trory (- oooooo -) Co-leader of the JTFC:SE (----------------) Re-training Sith Master (______) You name it, I've probably done it (except that!) || || "That's not a cake! It's Cloud friggin' City!" || -- Me, 1997 || || The Official RASSM Homepage ( ) http://www.trory.demon.co.uk/rassm/index.htm () ======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: you@somewhere.intime (usher) Date: Fri, 23 May 1997 14:42:36 GMT ted3000@aol.com (Ted 3000) eloquently scribbled: >This is how this thread goes: >Describe how a POTF figure of you would be. > >"Example?" -Jules Winfield Rambling Old Jedi Engineer usher Comes with the ORSa and RCR stamps. Figure is dressed in all-terrain boots, blue heavy-duty trousers, a removable black nerf-hide jacket and a removable Australus hat. Card includes special offer for ORCP club membership. For a better description see: http://members.tripod.com/~Melosh/presence.html usher Rambling Old Jedi Engineer Official RASSM chosen Smartass (ORSa), RASSM Comic Relief The Stormtrooper doesn't hit his head. [Throng Happens] I disapprove of what you say, but I defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire Use soft words and hard arguments. - English proverb You are never too old, just more easily distracted by other things. <*> http://members.tripod.com/~Melosh/swlinks.html, leia.html, presence.html ======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: Inertia Date: Sat, 24 May 1997 00:17:07 +0100 Previously, a deity known as Ted 3000 just happened to mention: >This is how this thread goes: >Describe how a POTF figure of you would be. [snip] >Got it? Now "Go!" -Lando Calrissian to Leia during the shootout at the >landing plaform on cloud city. Ah, what the heck: Calamatorian warrior Inertia: Complete with cyan jumpsuit, detachable Trisha unit and miniature working CHUCKY-Converter. (Also available with fully working stun-pistol and energy-staff) With unique knuckle-cracking action! Money-off voucher supplied for seperate 'Psychokinetic' model. One miniature GONK unit required for operation. (supplied) Current value: $5 mint carded, $1 loose Inertia. (-o-) (Minor character you understand) -- Sith War III participant and official Translator for the RASSM Court. -- ..Jonathan 'Inertia' Cullinane.. Please remove 'SPAM' from my address to [Inertia@zoneworlds.demon.co.uk] mail me, it might not make it otherwise Inertia's Webpage -> http://www.zoneworlds.demon.co.uk/index.htm CHUCKY-Converter -> http://www.zoneworlds.demon.co.uk/chucky.htm Carbon dioxide + Water -> Glucose + Oxygen ======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: starwars@idt.net (Gray Leader) Date: Sat, 24 May 1997 22:17:56 GMT On Sat, 24 May 1997 00:17:07 +0100, Inertia wrote: >Ah, what the heck: > >Calamatorian warrior Inertia: Complete with cyan jumpsuit, detachable >Trisha unit and miniature working CHUCKY-Converter. (Also available with >fully working stun-pistol and energy-staff) With unique knuckle-cracking >action! Money-off voucher supplied for seperate 'Psychokinetic' model. > >One miniature GONK unit required for operation. (supplied) > >Current value: $5 mint carded, $1 loose B-Wing pilot Gray Leader: Wearing dark gray jumpsuit with white pack on chest, complete with miniature ion cannon and concussion missile launcher. Gray Leader action figure comes with his own backpack complete with Kevin J. Anderson's Guide to Previously Unknown Superweapons, PLUS a manila-tinted Kill File. B-Wing sold separately. Gray Leader ======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: wkibbe@concentric.net (Cindy Kibbe) Date: Sun, 25 May 97 16:13:40 GMT In article <338767c8.1063973@news.idt.net>, starwars@idt.net wrote: >On Sat, 24 May 1997 00:17:07 +0100, Inertia > wrote: > >>Ah, what the heck: >> >>Calamatorian warrior Inertia: Complete with cyan jumpsuit, detachable >>Trisha unit and miniature working CHUCKY-Converter. (Also available with >>fully working stun-pistol and energy-staff) With unique knuckle-cracking >>action! Money-off voucher supplied for seperate 'Psychokinetic' model. >> >>One miniature GONK unit required for operation. (supplied) >> >>Current value: $5 mint carded, $1 loose > >B-Wing pilot Gray Leader: Wearing dark gray jumpsuit with white pack >on chest, complete with miniature ion cannon and concussion missile >launcher. Gray Leader action figure comes with his own backpack >complete with Kevin J. Anderson's Guide to Previously Unknown >Superweapons, PLUS a manila-tinted Kill File. B-Wing sold separately. > >Gray Leader > This has got to be the most original and hysterical thread I've ever read! I REALLY needed a good laugh. Thanks, guys! Now for my action figure: Phoenix Jedi---Lightweight cotton Jedi robes for comfort in temperatures that make durasteel melt by mid-morning. Binary Sun Block w/ SPF 2000. Lightsaber in hand with Kung Fu action grip (ala GI Joe), personal shield. Humidifier Pak for preventing instant desiccation during the months of May through October sold separately, but highly recommended for complete enjoyment of figure. Cindy K., Your Phoenix Jedi Arizona---Just like Tatooine, but without the Jawas! ======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: Lomerana Date: Sun, 25 May 1997 18:32:35 +0200 Ted 3000 wrote: > > This is how this thread goes: > Describe how a POTF figure of you would be. Human smuggler Lomerana: Complete with 2 miniature blasters,so that you, yes YOU can shoot first in this very special edition. The figure comes clad in white, thick Hothian outfit, perfect for those expeditions in the snow. You can strike a deal with her, or argue politics; the figure comes with the newest technology in battery operated voice module, to imitate that wonderfully slick tongue. Sold for merely $5. For one buck extra you can get your very own miniature Tauntaun, with movable parts and the perfect little roar, and a crater of stolen weapons and drugs. Now also you can foil your friends and learn the lessons of capitalism, for merely $6. The Undersnow Smuggler Base(TM) sold separately, complete with scanners, hidden compartments, freighters and stables, for more fun. Sold at the fantastically cheap price of $20. ======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: ez062052@boris.ucdavis.edu (Michael Mierzwa) Date: 26 May 1997 23:16:33 GMT Ted 3000 (ted3000@aol.com) wrote: : This is how this thread goes: : Describe how a POTF figure of you would be. Wait, that is not fun. We have to describe how a POTF(2) figure of somebody ELSE would be. ** Stuff on the back of the card ** Figure: Bas-Jan Walewijk Race: Ithorian Classification: Lawyer-in-Training Weapon of Choice: Books (law students should always have these) ** Description of Figure ** Bas-Jan would be a new molding of Hammerhead. To make him look different than the current hammerhead, he'd have a cape and make the Ithorian equivalent of glasses (not being sure if he really wears 'em or not). His two weapons would be a book and also a sack of money, that he could have collected as an expert witness. Bas-Jan would come from the CHUCKY CASE assortment, and thus other CHUCKY CASE figures would be pictured on the back, such as defense attorny R.Nolan, defendant N.Masters, baliff J.Watson, assistant district attorny G.Boersma, expert witness S.Chitwood, and 1 or 2 others. Also listed would be a collect these other CHUCKY CASE figures: a list of the rest of the jury, more witness, and an artist rendition of C.W. Michael Mierzwa ======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: Power of the Force collection 3: RASSM, sign in. From: roguejedi@spam.me.not.com (Robert Nolan) Date: Tue, 27 May 1997 04:18:27 GMT On 22 May 1997 00:09:39 GMT, ted3000@aol.com (Ted 3000) stood and screamed: /*This is how this thread goes: /*Describe how a POTF figure of you would be. /*[ snip] /* /*Got it? Now "Go!" -Lando Calrissian to Leia during the shootout at the /*landing plaform on cloud city. The Rogue Jedi figure comes in three varieties. 1. Sith Warrior Rogue Jedi. Comes complete with navy blue Jedi robes (made from real cotton, not that cheap-o vinyl crap), crimson light saber, and DL-44 blaster. Limited time special edition comes with Lord Trory's Sith Master's Log (even has word 'Diary' scribbled out). MSRP: $4.75. Rogue Jedi's personal ship, the Torino, can be purchased separately for $45.95 at select retailers. The SSD Sith playset, complete with Trory's former toilet, can be purchased for the collector's price of $109.99. 2. First Delegate from the Sith Warrior Party and Acting Senator from Bexar Rogue Jedi. Similar to above, but has white Senatorial Jedi robes, and copy of the proposed RASSM Constitution. Has special political monolog voice box. Just push the button on his tush, and enjoy hours and hours of political diatribes against James Trory, the JTFC:SE, and Mon Calamari Senator Mierzwa. MSRP: $5.95. For an extra $1.00, get a special "Down with Trory" pin that you can wear to show support for Rogue Jedi at the RASSM Summit. 3. Nathan Master's Defense Attorney Rogue Jedi. This figure comes in a special four pack, including his 3 jawa assistants Moe, Larry, and Shemp. Rogue Jedi wears a neat-o Armani suit, made only from the finest Ewok skins available. His accessories are: 1 large briefcase chock full of useless legal documents, 2 legal pads for doodling, and one unlimited expense account. Now you too can hire expert witnesses, bribe jurors, and generally be obnoxious to the judge! MSRP: $8.95. Rogue Jedi Another Official RASSM Cool Person Vetran of Sith War I and Sith War II Have you visited the Dark-TIE-Wing Pages yet? http://hamilton.htcomp.net/Rnolan/StarWarsStuff/index.htm "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny." My real email address is .