From: Simon H. Lee Date: 19 Sep 1996 In article <3241246C.2CD2@uclink4.berkeley.edu>, Steven Gonzales wrote: >Amara wrote: > >> Amara pulls out a fondue pot and wax strips, "Now, who's my first victim. :)' >> >> Amy >My God! She is a cruel heartless agent of evil! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! You've just given me an opportunity to post.... "Name the Face" ***Original writing credits to Martin W. Williams Jr.*** Tarkin: Princess Leia, you don't know how hard I found it signing the order to shave your legs. Leia: I'm surprised you had the courage to shave them yourself. Tarkin: Princess Leia, before your shaving I would like you to be a guest at a ceremony that will make this razor operational. No face will dare oppose the shavers now. Leia: The more hairs you shave, the more faces will grow their hairs thicker. Tarkin: Not after we demonstrate the full power of this razor. In a way, you have determined the choice of the face that'll be shaved first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the hairy face, I have chosen to test this razor's shaving power...on your father's face. Leia: No! My father's hairs are too thick, his skin is sensitive you can't possibly... Tarkin: You would prefer to name another face? A hairy face? Then name the face! Tarkin: I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time. Where is the hairy face? Leia: ObiWan. It's on ObiWan. Tarkin: There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may shave when ready. Leia: What? Tarkin: You're far too trusting. Obiwan's hair is too thick to give an effective shave. But don't worry. We will deal with your hairy friends soon enough. Leia: No! Controller: Commence primary lathering... -- ___________________A L L D O N E! B Y E B Y E!____________________ | __ | | (__ * _ _ _ _ "Hawkes, McQueen said that the fate of the world is | | __)|| | |(_)| \ in our hands and you are reading a *comic book*?" | |_________________________________________________________________________|