From: Rich Handley Date: July 1996 VADER: You strike first. BEN: No, you strike first. VADER: I'm not gonna strike first, you strike first. BEN: I'm not gonna strike first, you strike first. VADER: You gnarled old geezer -- strike first! BEN: You ugly plastic-headed goon -- YOU strike first! VADER: I fart in your general direction, Obi-Wan -- now strike already! BEN: You're mother was a hamster, Darth, and I'm not going to strike first, I said! VADER: Bah! Your father smelt of elderberries -- strike, damn you, strike! BEN: Not a chance, you asthmatic jukebox -- you can strike first, not I! VADER: For crying out loud, you hammy-acting relic, STRIKE! BEN: Why, Darth, so you can..... strike back? VADER: <<>> Hey, old man, we're taunting each other, not telling bad puns! Didn't you read the above line from Simon Lee?!? BEN: I guess the circle is now complete, eh, Darthy-boy? VADER: Wha -- that's MY line, you overgrown Jawa! That's it, I'm striking first! BEN: Go ahead, Mr. "Dark Lord" -- I dare ya'! I double dare ya! I triple dare ya! VADER: I..... have HAD.... enough... of..... YOU! BEN: Who are you now, William Shatner? VADER: That did it! Now, I'm mad! Have at thee! Yaaahhhh! [PAUSE] [MORE PAUSE] BEN: I'm waiting.... VADER: What's going on here?!? My lightsaber doesn't work! BEN: Better check your batteries, you wheezing lava-head! VADER: <<>> Wha -- Aaaaaarrrggghhhh!!!!! BEN: Your powers are weak, old man! Nothing outlasts the Energizer! You know, I think I will strike first..... <<<<>>>