Subject: [Repost] [FILK] "the Sultan's X-Wing" Date: Sat, 12 Aug 2000 02:17:43 -0700 From: Rabid Hoojib Reply-To: Cheetah@SPAMTHISanti-social.com Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc,alt.fan.wedge > [Çheetah! FILK] > "the Sultan's X-Wing" to the tune of: > "The Sultans of Swing" by Dire Straits -1978 ---------------------------------------------- I get a shiver in the dark, whilst we're going after Darth, but meantime... Southern Deathstar, you stop & hold everything, Red 3 blows away an eyeball, double-quad's linked, you feel alright, as he's blown to smithereens.. You loop inside, but you don't see any, re-in-forcements... breaking off to the right, you feel the grav's go down... no comp-e-tition, and too many a-ces, yet too many torp's can make that sound.. Way on down south, the trench is down towards ..equator-town.. Hey - check out the gorge, there is - so much discord.. Mind, it's got a rhythm that makes you want to, cry or sing... for on the Deathstar, that is all - they could afford.. ..it's after Yavin 4, it's here, it's here do it's thing.. ..and Tarkin doesn't mind, if he doesn't - hear them scream.. there's other fish to fry, and he'd rather do `em tonight.. it makes the emperor smile, just like ..any-thing.. ..he's saving it up, saving for Friday night... Meanwhile there's the Sultan, in the Sultan's X-Wing.. Well, his sycophants - they're fooling around in the corner... Drunk & dressed in their best brown-baggies & their platform soles, they don't give a damn, `bout no "freedom-touting" reb's.. It don't make them groove, like good `ole rock & roll... Meanwhile the Sultan, yes - the Sultan, yelled "YeHaa!"... [Guitar Solo] And then, `ole Luke flies up to the micro-port.. ..it's time for that star's death-knell to ring... goodnight assholes!, now it's time - to fly home, and do the Princess, in one more tawdry little fling... I am the Sultan, here in the Sultan's X-Wing.. =) > 8========##<^>##========8 >>>>------> {Çheetah} > 8========##<^>##========8 > Behold - the *power* of Tequila!