Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: New Backwards Thing From: Duggy Date: Sun, 2 Nov 1997 15:39:14 +1000 On 29 Oct 1997, Ted 3000 wrote: > Watch Star Wars in it's entirety backwards! > It tell the story of a brave young man named Luke ...and smuggler named Han Solo... > who ...medal taken off them by the Rebellion. Luke then... > assembles a massive grey > globe out of space dust using an X-Wing. This saves the lives of many Imperial > Officers and stormtroops. Soon, a man named Darth Vader, who is having > stabilizer trouble with his Tie Fighter, joins the fun. Han Solo creates a TIE-Fighter to be Vader's friend after he sees one sponateously appear out of the wall of the "Death Star Trench" > The race backwards dow > the trench, but Biggs and Porkins show up and win. > Luke Then travels to the Rebel base, where they review how Luke managed to > construct the Death Star by removing a nasty proton torpedo out of it's core. > Then Luke flys to the Death Star with his buddy Han and Leia to drop Leia off > in her room. They do this by sneaking in through a room full of rubbish that they manage to make bigger by pushing on the walls... > There, they meet a man named Obi Wan Kenobi, who suddenly appears > like a ghostly vision to fight with the recently retured Darth Vader. After > they fight, Obi Wan turns the tractor beam on, and they fly out of the Death > Star. > Obi-Wan, Chewie, Han and Luke then fly to Mos Eisley where ...some Stormtroopers fire at them. But they stop when they realise who it is. > Han meets Jabba the > Hutt while deboarding. They all head to the Cantina to grab a dite, and Leave > Han (who wants to stay and watch the band). While still at the cantina, Obi-Wan uses his Saber to re-connect an arm to an alien, while Luke straightens up some tables. > Luke buys a landspeeder. They then find a fire next to a ruined Sand Crawler... and C3PO starts pulling dead jawas out of the fire. Luke heads home and finds his Aunt and Uncle are dead. He returns to the Sandcrawler, where Obi-Wan points out that the only Stormtroopers could repair this kind of damage. > Luke, Obi-Wan and the droids then set off for Obi Wans house, where Obi-Wan > takes lukes dangerous lightsaber away. They head into the Jundland Wastes and Obi-Wan pushes Luke to the ground where he lies unconscious until some Sandpeople help him up. They leave and 3PO and Luke rush off leaving R2 to follow them on foot. > It's getting late, and Luke heads home to do chores, ... the next day he sells the droids to some Jawa (and fixes their red r2 unit) and they leave. The Jawas dump the droids in the dessert, but they find each other... > and the droids fly off in > an escape pod, only to run into Leia, who has been dropped off to her ship by > Darth Vader. There is a battle, the rebels escape, and the movie ands with the > Star Destroyer hauling ass back to Imperial Headquarters. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: New Backwards Thing From: Duggy Date: Sun, 2 Nov 1997 16:34:15 +1000 BACK STRIKES EMPIRE THE Begins with Lando Calrissian and Chewbacca coming back from Tatooine after looking for Han. They arrive at a medical Frigate where Leia watches as Luke's robotic hand is removed. They fly to Cloud City where Luke sneaks in, and meets Vader who reattacts Luke's real hand. Luke gets really upset, but calms down when Vader tells him that he's actually his father. Then they fight. Luke then leaves with R2. Meanwhile Boba Fett, turns up with Han frozen in Carbonite. They all watch as he is released. Lando starts running the city, and the others leave. Luke arrives at Dagobah, where Yoda uses the force to dump his X-Wing into the swamp, but Luke can't get it out. Luke trains to be a Jedi. Artoo throws himself into a monster's mouth, but falls out. Luke takes off and returns to Hoth. The Millenium Falcon arrives on Hoth, scaring off the Imperials, who repair the Rebel's generator and rush off. The rebels repair the AT-AT's making it easier for them to leave. After they've gone, Han creates a probe droid. Han then takes Luke out into the snow and dumps him there. Obi-Wan tells Luke to go back to Dagobah, and Luke finds a Wampa snow creature, who gives Luke a Tauntaun. Luke leaves just in time to see the Probe head off to join the Imperials. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: Re: New Backwards Thing From: Duggy Date: Sun, 2 Nov 1997 16:55:15 +1000 JEDI THE OF RETURN The Rebels are partying hard... when Luke finds Vader's armour in the fire. Lando and Wedge create another Death Star, and Luke goes aboard, putting the armour onto Vader's body... this brings him back, and they leviate the Emperor out of the DS's core. The Emperor then Zaps Luke and Vader, and they start fighting... but they eventually stop, and Luke and Vader head back to Endor. Luke tells Leia she is his sister. After helping the Ewoks resusitate dead Stormtroopers and repair Imperial Equipment, then rebels leave Endor... and gather together. Luke then leaves them and returns to Dagobah (as he promised), where Yoda appears. Luke pretends to be shocked when Yoda tells him that Leia is his sister, and tells Yoda that Vader told him that he was his father. Luke leaves and returns to Tattooine. There they visit the Salaac who spit Fett out, and Leia removes a chain from around Jabba's neck and he starts breathing again. They all return to the palace where Luke frees a Rancor that had it's head stuck under a portculis, and Leia puts Han into Carbonite. They leave.