Author: Mr. Wilson Date: 1998/08/03 Ok. We all know these from the movies; "Blast!", "Oh, switch off!", "I'll see you in Hell!", and "Damn fool." Any one else up for some creative Star Wars swears? How 'bout... "Born of a Sith!" "Force you!" Any takers? --------------------- Author: Snowy Go stick your head up a Hutt! (No offence intended :-) You smell like a tauntaun. Where's Jodo Cast when you need him? <--- only works on Boba Fett. Then again these are more insults than swearing. How about 'Boska' it seems to mean everything else in Hutt. :) What we need is the un-censored version which leaves all of Artoo's swearing intact. --------------------- Author: Tycho "You son of a bantha.." --------------------- Author: Michael Mierzwa My favorite was "Laserbrains!" :) "Yub yub" is also good. . . . . . . . . . . . Although "E'chu'ta" is my absolute favorite! :) I can't believe I posted that in public ... please, don't tell. --------------------- Author: Jedi Rowan "Stang!"- apparently of Alderaanian origin "You Kowakian lizard-monkey!" - I think it's supposed to be a insult to one's intelligence and personal hygiene and my favorite and the one I use fairly often. "You son of a sith!" or "That son of a sith" --------------------- Author: Tashaar (Ann Lewis) Are we forgetting the infamouse "barve" from Mandalorian Armor, and "Sithspawn" from the X-Wing books...? --------------------- Author: Snowy What we're all really forgetting is the Mon Cal who shouts 'Die Dickhead' in ROTJ. I knew there was one I missed. :) --------------------- Author: Gallandro Actually, my favorite example of swearing in the Star Wars Universe comes from the mighty Marvel Comics series... I submit for your consideration: "Holy hutch!" --------------------- Author: A J Summersgill You Jedi Hippy! --------------------- Author: Tomlinson Threepio has all the good lines (and some clunkers, too.) I smile at "stupid little short-circuit", "nearsighted scrap-pile" and that line about "the message you're carrying in your rusting innards!" but what the hell does "overweight glob of grease" mean? Or did I mishear that one? --------------------- Author: Mute Let us not forget "Kiss my Wookiee!"- Han Solo, The Courtship Of Princess Leia --------------------- Author: Wedge (Matthew Ting) "You rebel scum..." :) --------------------- Author: Geoffd1 There is "Sithspawn." or... "Oh yeah, Force this!" or "Go See 3P0!" --------------------- Author: Cheetah! Let's not forget the ever popular "I'd rather blow a wookie!" --------------------- Author: Amy 'Amara' Pronovost Well, in my roleplaying online (I'm not allowed to cuss..) I use words like 'Fnark' (Started out as 'Fark'), spit, sithspawn, sith, 'by the force!', 'Flaming Jawa on a stick!', bantha pudu, pudu for brains, space!.. I could go on forever, but there are just alot of fun ways of cussing star Wars style, now get your fnarkin ass out of the way before I sask the sprockin' pudu out of you! ---------------------- Author: Jedi Al How about the next time you accidentally smash your thumb with a hammer you say, "Gonk-dammit! Son of a Bith!" ---------------------- Author: David Middleton How bout "scruffy-looking nerf herder" or "laser brain" ----------------------