Subject: [TAGLINE] Re: Why Phantom pulled from theaters already? Date: Fri, 12 Nov 1999 23:53:51 -0700 From: Cheetah Reply-To: Cheetah@SPAMFREE.anti-social.com Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc "Phillip A. Kallas" wrote: > Rimrunner wrote in message >> One said that the battle scenes were reminiscent of "Braveheart", >> with a bit of Monty Python thrown in. Not promising. > The one quote I heard about it that made me laugh my ass off was that > the title should have been "Monty Python and the Holy Girl". The > commercials for it already had me a bit worried, suffice to say. I never realized how many Anti-Python people in this NG, damn.. Now, imagine: --------------------------------------------------------------- SW -vs- the Holy Grail! --------------------------------------------------------------- "...You must blow up the Death Star, with... a HERRING!!" Wedge: "Blow up the Death Star with a Herring? It can't be done!" R2: "Ni!" Luke: "That's not impossible, Me & Biggs dug Begger's Canyon back home with a Herring, so that's not *impossible*.." "..Only a direct chop with the herring will destroy the Death Star..." R2: "Ni!" C3PO: "Nu?" R2: " Ni!" ..etc.. Uh oh, new thread in the making... =) > < << Çheetah! >> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: [TAGLINE] Re: Why Phantom pulled from theaters already? Date: 13 Nov 1999 07:03:28 GMT From: genghis12@aol.com (GENGHIS12) Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Cheetah's sick, twisted mind thought up the following: >Uh oh, new thread in the making... [Scene: Death Star Trench Run] "The guns...they've stopped?" "What's that on my radar...livestock!?!" Moooooooooooo! **THUD** --Genghis12 Beyond Hyperspace http://www.rpghost.com/bhyper ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: [TAGLINE] Re: Why Phantom pulled from theaters already? Date: Sat, 13 Nov 1999 00:21:03 -0700 From: Cheetah Reply-To: Cheetah@SPAMFREE.anti-social.com Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc -- "All Starfighters, new contact signal behind your position.. Enemy fighters are intercepting.." Blue Squadron: "Run Away! Run Away! -- "You must launch thy holy proton-toredo & count to thuh-ree, three should be the number of thy counting, and the total of the count should be thuh-ree.. ...five is RIGHT OUT! as well as two, unless preceeding the number three.. Only after counting three will thy holy proton-torpedo make a direct hit on thy exhaust port.." -- "Arrrgghhh, those who'd cross the Star of Death, must answer me - these questions three, ere the Death Star Trench - they see.." -- "What, is your favorite squadron?" Red Leader: "Gold, no ..RED.. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" -- Luke: "Uhhh, I'm Luke Skywalker.. I'm here to rescue you.." Leia: "A spanking! A spanking!" Han: "And after the spanking, the Oral Sex!!" Leia: "Ooohh, the Oral Sex!" -- etc. > < << Çheetah! >> > . 8========#<^>#========8 8========#<^>#========8 > Escape reality at Virtual Dyslexia! http://www.primenet.com/~ccheetah > StarWars Trivia: http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/r/17378/quizlet.js > StarTrek Trivia: http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/m/30788/quizlet.js > Tolkien! Trivia: http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/m/30784/quizlet.js . 8========#<^>#========8 8========#<^>#========8 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: [TAGLINE] Re: Why Phantom pulled from theaters already? Date: Sun, 14 Nov 1999 03:43:48 +0000 From: policrat' Organization: Oxford University, England Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen toydarian?" "What do you mean? An African or European toydarian?" Policrat' Unofficial RASSM Scotsman (Retd.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: [TAGLINE] Re: Why Phantom pulled from theaters already? Date: Sat, 13 Nov 1999 21:49:13 -0700 From: Cheetah Reply-To: Cheetah@SPAMFREE.anti-social.com Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc. Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc "When suddenly, the stop-motion photographer/animator `ad a fatal `eart attack..." "Stop that, stop that, there will be no `ewoks, `ya `ear?" "...swords from underwater tarts is no basis for an Imperial Senate..." "Now go away, or I shall taunt your wookiee a 2nd time.." > < << Çheetah! >> > . 8========#<^>#========8 8========#<^>#========8 > Escape reality at Virtual Dyslexia! http://www.primenet.com/~ccheetah > StarWars Trivia: http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/r/17378/quizlet.js > StarTrek Trivia: http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/m/30788/quizlet.js > Tolkien! Trivia: http://mercury.beseen.com/quizlet/m/30784/quizlet.js . 8========#<^>#========8 8========#<^>#========8 ------------------------------------------------------------------------