Subject: A Top Ten Thing...
Date: 29 Sep 1999 21:58:27 GMT
From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted Ehlers)
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Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc

As anyone who's anyone knows around here, I've been out of the
loop, presumably involved in unsavory activities far away from
the fun of RASSM. I'm sorry if I'm rusty.

Top Ten Rejected Plotlines for Episode II:

10. Darth Maul's legs found and attached to a young, dapper 2-1B.
9. Climactic put-down contest between Jabba and Watto.
8. Obi-Wan discovers Qui-Gon's stash of "really primo shit".
7. Palpatine comes out as Sideous, everyone somehow shcoked.
6. Warwick Davis turns to camera, says "I'm Warwick Davis."
5. New "Podrace" is a space-wrestling contest featuring Stone Cold Steve
Austin.
4. Mace Windu sits around alot, waiting to get killed in Episode III. (oops!)
3. Yoda is kidnapped! Everyone's a suspect!
2. The Force is explained in exacting, Trekkie-like detail.
1. Something large explodes.

"Cue Hallucinotronic Spypunk Soundtrack for the Summer of Evol."