Subject: Phantom Menace, A New Hope, Empire, Jedi: Suck
Date: 07 Dec 1999 15:22:58 GMT
From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted Ehlers)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc

Episode I and IV, V and VI suck. These films are not Star Wars.

Lucas has gotten it wrong every time. He couldn't make a less
"Star Wars" film if he cast you as Anakin in II and III.

When will George Lucas bow to fan pressure and restore his
family-friendly space serial to it's rightful form as a Fett-Sith
Fanfic-Dark Empire-Aliens-Trek saga? Enough of that formula
of success and popularity.

And another thing. Episode II desperately needs a bit brief nudity.
Also, it wouldn't hurt to throw in a few choice bits of profanity.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true. The formula that rocked
us in 1977 no longer works in 2000. We were all baked then, C-3P0
was funny. No amount of THC, the active compund in Marijauna, could
ever render any Gungan the slightest bit amusing.

(Note to trollers: The secret to a good troll is mixing a bit of truth
in with the lies to confuse newbies)

"Cue Hallucinotronic Spypunk Soundtrack for the Summer of Evol."