Subject: Re: different this time around...? [Spoilers] Date: 8/09/2000 From: Chris Hawkins Paul \"Duggy\" Duggan wrote: >On Tue, 8 Aug 2000, Chris Hawkins wrote: > Could have added some Spoiler Warnings and Space please... Some of us > didn't yet know that the new Sith was to be called Darth Smoking. I see you didn't get the original post as I never said the new Sith would be called Darth Smoking. My sources tell me the new Sith will be called "Darth ___________" Note: You have to highlight the underlined portion to see the spoiler. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: different this time around...? [Spoilers] Date: 8/09/2000 From: Jedah Chris Hawkins wrote: >I see you didn't get the original post as I never said the new >Sith would be called Darth Smoking. My sources tell me the new Sith >will be called "Darth ___________" > >Note: You have to highlight the underlined portion to see the >spoiler. I highlighted it, but it didn't do anything and now I have this little yellow stripe on my monitor...should I have used pink instead? Jedah "I bent my wookies!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: different this time around...? [Spoilers] Date: 8/09/2000 From: Chris Hawkins Jedah wrote: > I highlighted it, but it didn't do anything and now I have this > little yellow stripe on my monitor...should I have used pink > instead? You got the yellow stripe? What newsreader are you using? It should have turned fuchsia. > "I bent my wookies!" Yeah, but did you shave them? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: different this time around...? [Spoilers] From: Jedah Date: 8/09/2000 Chris Hawkins wrote: >Jedah wrote: >>I highlighted it, but it didn't do anything and now I have >>this little yellow stripe on my monitor...should I have used pink >>instead? > >You got the yellow stripe? What newsreader are you using? It >should have turned fuchsia. Well it might have, but the damn thing kept saying "press any key to continue" and I can't find the damn "any" key! I've found "esc", "ctrl" and "alt", plus a bank of buttons that sound sexual in nature ("insert" "page up" "page down" "end") but no "any" key. I tried using battery acid to clean the monitor. It worked, but now it's got this big acid eaten part. I wonder if I'm getting more radiation now...why am I glowing? >> "I bent my wookies!" >Yeah, but did you shave them? Quote from a Simpson's episode. Hard to shave plastic, but I'm sure you could try. That quote, BTW, was followed by: "My cat's breath smells like cat food." Just FYI. I'm sure you can see the implications on SW canon in that quote! Jedah Homer to Mark Hamill: "Use your lightsaber!" Hamill: "No way, George Lucas makes me pay for those things, you know!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Chris Hawkins Subject: Re: different this time around....? [Spoilers] Date 8/10/2000 Jedah wrote: > Well it might have, but the damn thing kept saying "press any > key to continue" and I can't find the damn "any" key! I've > found "esc", "ctrl" and "alt", plus a bank of buttons that sound > sexual in nature ("insert" "page up" "page down" "end") but no > "any" key. I tried using battery acid to clean the monitor. It > worked, but now it's got this big acid eaten part. I wonder if > I'm getting more radiation now...why am I glowing? Sorry, I seem to have overly encrypted the spoiler warning. Don't worry about the glowing, just take this coupon and you'll receive three free treatments. > Quote from a Simpson's episode. Hard to shave plastic, but I'm You have a plastic Wookie? The ladies would love it even more if it were shaven. > Just FYI. I'm sure you can see the implications on SW canon in > that quote! Yes, any cat, that is in the EU, has a breath which smells like cat food unless it is superceded by a cat, in the films, that has a breath which smells like dog food. Of course, you have to remember that any cat that finishes its food up at the end of the Special Edition means that there is no more cat food and that the cat is content. There can be no other alternatives and any novel written which implies otherwise is pure trash and ruins the existence of the cat's universe.