Imperial and Rebel Application Forms

Two seperate posts sent by resident nutcase SPSK on the same day giving a short list of things specific to both the Empire and the Rebellion. Is this your des...tiny? Do you have a bad feeling about this? Find out.

Imperial Application Form | Rebel Application Form

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A Field Guide to Posters

As Simon says in the body of the message, this wasn't aimed specifically at RASSM. It is a list of the types of posters you get on newsgroup in general. The funny thing about it is, they're all on RASSM.

A Field Guide to Posters

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Newbie FAQ Parody

A rather hilarious parody of the now defunct Newbie FAQ. There may or may not be some similarities to the RASSM FAQ.

Newbie FAQ Parody

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"Cute Anakin" Prequels

The prequels were roughly a year from our screens, and debates were running high as to whether or not they'll be as good as the original trilogy. A particular fear of a lot of fans is that with an 8 year old as a main character (and bearing in mind the Ewoks were seen as a necessary inclusion into the Star Wars universe) the first prequel will be too cute. Cue Bas-Jan to write a short (but sweet) version of the "Cute Prequels".

"Cute Anakin" Prequels

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Star Wars Backwards

They're both as mad as each other, Ted and Duggy, and so it's no surprise that they combined to write their version of Star Wars... backwards. Very simple, but actually extremely funny.

Star Wars Backwards

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Star Wars Pants

Jen Habley posted a list she found where key words of Star Wars quotes had been replaced by the word "pants". It didn't end there, with just about every line of the three movies changed to include pants. This has grown into quite a phenomenon with several websites dedicated to Pants-ing the Star Wars Universe.

Star Wars Pants

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Swearing Star Wars Style

This somewhat strange thread was begun by Mr. Wilson (no mention if his neighbor is Dennis the Menace) and continued by various RASSMers. The thread did waver some from its title and also includes various Star Wars-ish insults.

Swearing Star Wars Style

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Everything I learned, I learned from the Sith Wars

Dark Lord Karno Dal and others compiled an extensive list of what RASSM has learned from the Sith Wars.

Everything I learned, I learned from the Sith Wars

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Signs You May Have Hired the Wrong Pilot

This short thread was a small attempt to inject some humor into the group during the beginnings of the rather heated debates on the quality of the trailer for Episode I which had just been previewed the night before.

Signs You May Have Hired the Wrong Pilot

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Lobot Fan Base [Filk]

In response to Wedge's response to an individual looking for the contact person for the Lobot Fan Base, Cheetah came up with this rather witty filk of Help! by the Beatles honoring everyone's favorite powerdroid, Gonk.

Lobot Fan Base [Filk]

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History of the Lightsaber

This informative, yet humorous "history" was probably inspired by the many discussions on RASSM about people wanting to build a lightsaber and speculation about the development of lightsabers.

History of the Lightsaber

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Coming to Theaters on May 007, 1999!

Rich Handley was able to "scoop" many of the prequel fan sites with this rather hilarious promo for a Star Wars-James Bond crossover.

Coming to Theaters on May 007, 1999!

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At Last! Another song parody!

Steven Cavanagh appeared from the shadows of lurkdom long enough to present to RASSM a small X-mas present with a filk of Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls which brings a whole new interpretation of the scene where Obi-Wan gives Luke his father's lightsaber.

At Last! Another song parody!

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Collected Works of Farmboy

The following selections are some of the best humor produced by Farmboy, aka Gerthein Boersma, during 1997-98.

ANH Role-playing | ESB Role-playing | The Bible: Apocalypse Edition | RASSM in 2010

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Episode I is Bound to Suck

A rather hilarious spoof of all the "Episode I Will Suck" posts, with a unique twist. We can only hope LFL is listening and makes Wingdings the font of choice for Episode I.

Episode I is Bound to Suck

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What Happens to RASSM at The End of May?

A humorous prediction of the events of May 1999 that parallels the discussion between Yoda & Obi-Wan over Luke's ability to learn The Force.

What Happens to RASSM at The End of May?

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TPM Pants

It was only a matter of time before the Pants phenomenon was applied to TPM. This is the first of many TPM Pants threads to come in the future.

TPM Pants

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Grand Moff Gorp Returns

Before leaving RASSM on a lengthy hiatus, Grand Moff Gorp had declared he wouldn't read any of A.C. Crispin's Han Solo Trilogy because Ann was a "gay male." At the time, Grand Moff Gorp did not realize that Ann was female and proceeded to generally make a fool out of himself for his short-sighted comments. Ann was a frequent poster at the time as she was answering questions regarding her Trilogy and found the whole thing quite funny. Needless to say, it was too much temptation for Ann not to resist making a humorous comeback when Grand Moff Gorp wanted to know what had happened during his hiatus.

Grand Moff Gorp Returns

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TPM Parody Song

Steven Cavanagh, Candyfish, & Jon Theys collaborate on the first TPM parody song to appear on RASSM. Steven wrote the core of the song, but handed it over to anyone who wanted to finish and Candyfish & Jon each wrote separate verses for the song.

MY FIRST TPM PARODY SONG

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Official Press Release

A hilarious "official" press release which reveals that George Lucas will allow an obsessive fan to write and direct Episode II & III in order for the films to be more representative of what the "true" fans want.

Official Press Release

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Vader and his mommy

A possible scenario of what will happen when Shmi reunites with Anakin, after he has become Darth Vader.

Vader and his mommy

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TPM Spoof

A very funny spoof of The Phantom Menace that comes in multiple reels. More will be added as they are posted to RASSM.

Reel #1 | Reel #2


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