Muppets From Space More Offensive Than TPM

A very humorous revelation that "Muppets From Space" is more offensive than TPM when it comes to certain stereotypes. This post was a welcome sight during all the hoopla over stereotypes in TPM.

Muppets From Space More Offensive Than TPM

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Twas the Night before Star Wars

This remake of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" was posted the night before the UK premiere of TPM.

Twas the Night before Star Wars, No Spoilers

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Job Position Available

If you ever wondered how a Sith recruits for a new apprentice, this post is sure to give you some insight into the process.

Job Position Available (Humor)

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Pretty Fly (for a Jedi!)

Inspired by Weird Al's "Saga Begins", Keenath wrote this funny parody of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by The Offspring.

Pretty Fly (for a Jedi!)

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BREAKING NEWS: Lucas trolls Star Wars fanbase!

A somewhat harsh, but funny post by Gerthein Boersma in which George Lucas "reveals" that TPM is nothing more than a joke.

BREAKING NEWS: Lucas trolls Star Wars fanbase!

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A Humorous look at the Sith's "Rule of Two"

Karno parodies the theme song of "Three's Company" in this post about the Sith "Rule of Two."

A Humorous look at the Sith's "Rule of Two"

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Gonk Disses All Star Wars Fans

A hilarious "news release" by Rich Handley that was posted at a time when many on RASSM were arguing over Sir Alec Guinness' comments in a recent interview.

Gonk Disses All Star Wars Fans

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A New Side of The Force

In response to a comment made by a troll, Chris Hawkins, Simon Lee, and Cheetah! discuss the "Dark Side" of The Force in a series of hilarious one- and two-liners.

Re: Die, Yoda, Die!

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Alternate Ending to Empire Strikes Back

A new twist on the final conversation between Vader & Luke during their lightsaber battle at the end of ESB.

Alternate Ending to Empire Strikes Back

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The Return of Ted3000

Ted3000 (aka Ted Ehlers) returned to RASSM after a several month hiatus and injected some much needed zany humor and top ten lists, new and old, to the group.

New Star Wars?
A Top Ten Thing...
Lobot's First Gig - A Brief Untold Tale
Top 10 Possible Explanations for The Force
A Classic Top 10 from Jan 1998
A Classic Lucas Top 10 from '98
A Classic Wuhrer Top 10

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The Whoring of Star Wars

Ever wondered what Star Wars would be like if it included the shameless plugs for various products that are in other films? Well, here's an example of what the films might be like if GL ever gave into the Sponsor Side of The Force.

The Whoring of Star Wars

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TPM Spankings

As the post says, "You've heard of Star Wars PANTS? Now try Star Wars SPANKINGS."

SW:TPM Spankings

Top Ten Death Star Tech Support Pet Peeves

It seems even the Tech Support people on the Death Star had their fair share of problems.

Top Ten Death Star Technical Support Pet Peeves

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Star Wars Pie 1999

1998 was the year of Star Wars Pants, could 1999 be the year of Star Wars Pie?

Lines with Pie '99

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RASSM "Ruler" Death Match

After Phil Kallas and Mike Jackson posted competing reasons as to why they ruled, Chris Hawkins jumped into the mix with the RASSM "Ruler" Death Match.

RASSM "Ruler" Death Match

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Props to My Dead Homiez

A gangsta-style rap tribute to those characters of the Star Wars trilogy that are no longer with us.

Props to My Dead Homiez

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Trevor M. Blake

Some of Ted Ehler's finest work. He put the bait out and a lot of people bit.

The Trevor M. Blake Saga

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Palbacca and the Neevoota Bees

Rich Handley reveals the truth about Palbacca and the Neevoota Bees.

Palbacca and the Neevoota Bees

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Star Wars vs. The Holy Grail

Somehow, a discussion on the removal of TPM from first run theaters developed into a meeting between Star Wars and The Holy Grail.

[TAGLINE] Re: Why Phantom pulled from theaters already?

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Star Wars Rants

Along the lines of Star Wars Pants, Cheetah and Policrat' feed off one another with their Star Wars Rants.

August 2000: Different thread, same participants, new rants for RASSM City.

Re: [The RANT will be with you, always..] | Re: Grand Admirals

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How to Troll

Ted3000 shows some of the trolls which like to plague the Star Wars newsgroup, how it is done.

Phantom Menace, A New Hope, Empire, Jedi: Suck

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If George Lucas Made Software

Ever wonder what the computing world would be like if George Lucas had gone into software development instead of filmmaking?

If George Lucas made software...

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David Prowse for Bid

Ted3000 strikes again with his parody of the hated EBay spam posts that pop up from time to time.

(EBAY) For Sale: David Prowse

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The Return of Chucky and James Trory

In January 2000, the one and only Chucky returned to RASSM and asked where several of the regulars where. Of course, this brought about some strange rumours and James Trory returned to debunk at least one of them.

The Return of Chucky | The Return of James Trory

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DVD Special Features Confirmed!!!

This is the reason why none of the Star Wars films will be on DVD until after Episode III.

DVD Special Features Confirmed!!!

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George Lucas for a Day

Ted Ehlers tells what he would do if he was George Lucas for a day.

If I was George Lucas for a day...


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