How to Write a Star Wars Novel, Take 2

Two separate pieces posted in February, 2000 that poke fun at the formulaic approach used by many of the Expanded Universe authors.

Write your own Star Wars EU novel | Re: Write your own Star Wars EU novel

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Kickass Fan Script

Torgeir, with an addition by Roy Anderson, created a hilarious fan script. Oh yeah, it kicks ass, too.

Kickass Fan Script

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Jar Jar Goes Postal

A hilarious news report about the untimely death of Jar Jar Binks.

Jar Jar Binks kills 2, self

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Episode I Observations: Home Video Version

Kentaro Maeda delivers provides some unique insight into Episode I after viewing the newly released home video.

Episode I Observations: Home Video Version

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Darth Sidious' Evil Plan Ruined

The Phantom Menace meets Scooby Doo.

Lord Sidious: I would have gotten away with it too...

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Star Wars VHS Marketing

Gerthein returns with a rather witty, sarcastic, and fake advertisement for The Phantom Menace on VHS.

Star Wars VHS Marketing

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Episode III Script Revealed

It was only a matter of time before the script to Episode III made its way to RASSM.

Secret Script for Episode III REVEALED!

Who Wants to be a Sith Lord?

Admit it, Regis Philbin really is a Sith Lord.

Who Wants to be a Sith Lord?

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Dead Apprentice Sketch

Inspired by those fans who just can't grasp the concept that Darth Maul is dead.

Dead Apprentice Sketch

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Collected Works of Cheetah!

A small, but very funny sampling of Cheetah's work.

Whose Star Wars Line Is It Anyway? | [FILK] HotRod Incom
[Breaking News!] Casting upset with Ep. #2 | Even *more* commercials we'd like to see!

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Sith Club

The first rule of Sith Club...

Sith Club

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Star Wars Ducks

If you found Star Wars Pants and Rants funny, then Star Wars Ducks should "quack" you up. Also, Star Wars Ducks, in the hands of Cheetah! and Policrat', is an effective method in ruining the fun of wannabe trolls.

(Humour) Ducks! | Re: Let's Start a Militant Group |

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Star Wars Meets Monty Python

What was an off-topic discussion about Tolkien fantasy art, quickly turned into a Star Wars/Monty Python crossover script. Don't forget the Holy Thermal Detonator when going on an adventure...

Re: [Off Topic] Attn: Morwen |||Tolkien Fantasy Art|||

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The Sultan's X-Wing

Take a hit song by Dire Straits, one Death Star attack, and the capable filking abilities of Cheetah!, and mix them all together.

[Repost][Filk] The Sultan's X-Wing

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George Lucas is a Bologna Sandwich

This is what the events on the second Death Star might have looked like if George Lucas had an obsession for using lunchmeat in his films.

Re: George Lucas is a bologna sandwich

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Big Trouble in Little Tatooine

A crossover parody between Star Wars and Big Trouble in Little China by Jedah & Cheetah!.

Big Trouble in Little Tatooine

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Han & Chewie: Straight Outta Da Hood

Fatboy Roberts provides a little scene about Han & Chewie, after a hard day's smuggling, sitting back with some 40s and kicking back with some homies.

Re: I hate everyone except Lando

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[FUN] Classic Moments Revisited

Call them butter because Jedah & Fatboy Roberts were on a roll in remaking various scenes from the saga.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

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Different This Time Around

Feeding off of a sarcastic follow-up by Duggy, Chris Hawkins & Jedah combine for a bizarre combination of super-encrypted spoiler warnings, Simpsons quotes, and a parody of a separate thread where one individual just couldn't see any viewpoint but his own as being correct.

Re: different this time around....? [Spoilers]

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More Classic Moments Revisited

Chris Hawkins revisits five classic moments in the Star Wars saga.

Destruction of Alderaan | Obi-Wan's hut | Death of Ozzel | Mos Eisley Cantina | Sandcrawler attacked
Yoda's Hut | Luke's Training, Part I | Luke's Training, Part II | Cloudy City Duel | Death of Yoda

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The Filk Side of The Force

Jedah continues his growth in the Filk, while Cheetah! keeps on churning them out.

Alderian Woman | In the End, There Can be Only Two | Play That Funky Music | George Lucas Loves the Gungans

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Big Trouble in Little China/Star Wars Crossover

Jedah picked up a new copy of BTILC, so it was only a matter of time before he started producing more crossovers. Also, a Sith War/BTILC crossover has been included for no extra cost.

Big Trouble...

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Death Star Christmas Party

Who knew the Imperial forces were such wild partiers...

Death Star Christmas Party

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