Subject: Rock Me, Amidala! Date: Fri, 19 Jan 2001 13:49:13 GMT From: Steve Tilson Organization: Deja.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc February will mark the third anniversary of Falco's death. In his honor... ROCK ME AMIDALA (to the tune of Rock Me Amadeus by Bolland and Bolland) She was the youngest queen of the Naboo She had a huge wardrobe and a starship too She could rule the planet like a wise old soul And the Naboo shout ROCK ME AMIDALA! She was a pacifist, she didn't want to fight Thought the Jedi would make everything all right She told the Fed of Trade "You can shove your blockade" And the Nemouidians said ROCK ME AMIDALA! Amidala, Amidala... Amidala Amidala, Amidala... Amidala Amidala, Amidala... Oh oh oh Amidala She won't condone a course that could lead to war So she takes her case to the Senate floor Led 'em in a vote of no confidence And Valorum says ROCK ME AMIDALA! Amidala, Amidala... Amidala Amidala, Amidala... Amidala Amidala, Amidala... Oh oh oh Amidala And the boy they picked up on Tatooine Was the very first slave she had ever seen They're old enough to play, they'll do the nasty someday And Anakin'll say ROCK ME AMIDALA! Amidala, Amidala... Amidala Amidala, Amidala... Amidala Amidala, Amidala... Oh oh oh Amidala Annie, Annie, do it to me, rock me Annie, Annie, do it to me, rock me Annie, Annie, do it to me, rock me Yeah, yeah, yeah! Steve Tilson ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: jaft Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2001 23:10:39 GMT From: Steve Tilson Organization: Deja.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc In article <942b8j$adv$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, jade wrote: > Now write a song about IMHO You asked for it. We post post post post post post post on our group the whole day through To post post post post post post post is what we really like to do It ain't no trick to get responses quick If you troll troll troll like a moron or a prick On a thread! On a thread! On a thread! On a thread! Where a million geeks nitpick! We write write write write write write write from early morn to night We write write write write write write write 'bout eveything in sight We argue about things on the 'Net Like Threepio and Boba Fett And what kind do they like to get We write write write a-write write IMHO, IMHO It's off to post we go (whistling) IMHO, IMHO IMHO, IMHO We talk about Greedo (whistling) IMHO, IMHO ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: jaft Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2001 23:38:12 GMT From: Steve Tilson Organization: Deja.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc In article <942kda$il3$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, Steve Tilson wrote: > In article <942b8j$adv$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, > jade wrote: > > > Now write a song about IMHO > > You asked for it. [snip] Alternatively: My fanboy and your fanboy talkin' on de wire My fanboy said to your fanboy "I'm gonna set your a** on fire" Hey now, hey now, hey now, hey now IMHO IMHO all day, Sayin' we stupid, say we gay Say we dumb and gay See that troll post crap on screen? IMHO, IMHO un-day He's not a regular, he a spammin' machine Sayin' we dumb and gay Gotta post what I think about things, IMHO IMHO all day If you don't like what I say, IMHO IMHO oh hey --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: jaft Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2001 20:22:49 GMT From: Steve Tilson Organization: Deja.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc In article <94230g$rn0$1@solaris.cc.vt.edu>, "Mark Miller" wrote: > > "Policrat'" wrote in message > news:B68A2D3B.3BDF%policraticus@hotmail.com... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > KJA SUX!-)> > > Why jaft? what does that mean? What's the short and simple post That's a sex machine to all the hosts? JAFT! Ya damn right! What's the thread that would risk its neck For his brother thread? JAFT! Can you dig it? What's the word that won't cop out When there's spammers all about? JAFT! Right On! They say this post Jaft is a bad mother SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'm talkin' 'bout Jaft. THEN WE CAN DIG IT! Steve Tilson (or, maybe it stands for "Just A F***ing Test" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: [FILK] Sal Waterfall Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2001 18:48:14 GMT From: Steve Tilson Organization: Deja.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Sal Waterfall (to the tune of "Waterfalls" by TLC) She's an all-around wonderful person With a secret plan to conquer the world She's an evil militant lesbian death-bitch In the body of an American girl She doesn't like to be taken lightly But it opens people for her attack Go ahead and lay a finger on her If you don't think you'll be needing it back (listen to me) (Chorus) Don't piss off Sal Waterfall Please just accept her as Supreme Ruler of RASSM I know that you think that the election was a total crock But I think you better bow down Evil Sara has an obsession for power That can't be limited by your stupid polls She knows how to make RASSMers obey her And she knows just how to crush all men's souls But please don't think that she can never be generous She can take your life or she can give Find some way to make yourself useful to her And it may just be that she'll let you live (Chorus) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: [FILK] Who Let the Sith Out? Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2001 16:09:55 GMT From: Steve Tilson Organization: Deja.com Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc To the tune of... well, you know. Who let the Sith out? Who who who who who Who let the Sith out? Who who who who who Who let the Sith out? Who who who who who Who let the Sith out? The Republic was safe, Republic was happy (Sith-y ah yo) And everybody havin' a ball (Sithy ah yo) Till the Queen got tricked by Senator Palpy (Sithy ah yo) His apprentice is named Darth Maul I heard Darth Maul shout out... Who let the Sith out? Who who who who who Who let the Sith out? Who who who who who Who let the Sith out? Who who who who who Who let the Sith out When the Queen fled Naboo in her ship Darth Maul went hunting for her Get back, Qui-Gon, die Qui-Gon Feel the Force of my double saber (chorus) Now they go to warn the Jedi Council (Jedi ah yo) About what they see on Tatooine (Jedi ah yo) But the Jedi Masters, they don't believe them (Yoda ah yo) They say the Dark Side cannot be seen I hear old Yoda shout out (chorus) A Sith Lord is nothing if he don't have a robe All Sith Lord wear a robe, all Sith Lord wear it A Sith Lord is nothing if he don't have a robe All Sith Lord wear a robe, all Sith Lord wear it (chorus) When the Jedi got back to Naboo Darth Maul was waiting for them Slash saber, spin saber Put that saber through his abdomen Well I am a Sith, I ain't no myth There's gonna be another one I'm hangin' with Can't you see the rays comin' from my hands Roastin' a Jedi, he's the fourth or fifth Burnin' him down Me and my red tats bone spikes Can't stand Jedi Any Jedi will do I'll kill 'em all, that why they call me Darth Maul 'Cause I'm the Lord of the Sith, Obi-Wan see me He say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... (chorus, fade)