Subject: Episode 1: the Pantom menace ;) [humour] Date: 1 Apr 1999 20:56:43 -0600 From: amara@flyingarmadillo.com (Amy 'Amara' Pronovost) Organization: Flying Armadillo Productions Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc :) Yes, I'm still here. ;) I will not condone a course of action that will lead pants to war. I will sign no pants, governor. I think we're going to have to accept federation pants for the time being Yousa pantsa gonna die? My pants Numb! The pants are dangerous, they all sense it why cant you? Anakin: Will I ever see you again? Shmi: What do your pants tell you? Republic pants are no good to me! I need something more real! At last we will reveal our pants to the jedi. At last we will have our revenge. I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!. Our pants are dying, senator! We must do something quickly! Get to your pants! You speak of the prophecy to bring balance to the force... you believe it's these pants? Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know? A pants disruption can mean only one thing... invasion Begin landing your pants. Once those pants take control of the surface, they will take control of you! ------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: Episode 1: the Pantom menace ;) [humour] Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1999 23:35:20 -0500 From: "Nick Rheinwald" Organization: Tufts University Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Amy 'Amara' Pronovost wrote in message <370f250e.11872024@news.norlink.net>... >A pants disruption can mean only one thing... invasion LOL, but I would have changed this one to... A communications disruption can mean only one thing...pants! ------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: Episode 1: the Pantom menace ;) [humour] Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 01:22:44 -0500 From: Adam Kohen Organization: Cornell University Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc There is something else behind these pants, your highness. They will kill you if you stay. Wipe their pants...all of them! Pants lead to anger, anger leads to hate... This is a pair of pants I do not think that we can win. The pants toll is catastrophic! He can see pants before they happen. They'll never get me into one of those dreadful pants. ------------------------------------------ Subject: Re: Episode 1: the Pantom menace ;) [humour] Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 01:53:49 -0600 From: j-p Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Anakin! Tell them to take off their pants!!! I sense much fear in your pants. Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know? I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss these pants in a committee! I cannot fight a war for you. I can only pants you.