======== Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc Subject: TRUE [RASSM] QUIZ (was Top 10 something about RASSM... who knws anyway this is just the subject line read the bady damn you... From: Duggy-Neen Date: Thu, 24 Apr 1997 22:09:15 +1000 ** Are you a TRUE RASSM'er...? ** ** Try our quiz ** 1. Are you an Official RASSM Cool Person? (a) No. 0 (b) Yes. 1 (c) I was one of the orginials. 2 (d) I'm a member of the ORP-Elite. 3 2. Have you hit on/been hit on by other members of RASSM? (a) No. 0 (b) Yes. 1 (c) Hit on... I've been fought over. 2 (d) Entire threads are based on it. 3 3. Have you visited the Official RASSM homepage? [http://www.trory.demon.co.uk/rassm/index.htm] (a) No. 0 (b) Yes. 1 (c) I'm ON the page... 2 (d) I wrote the page. 3 4. Do you know about Dark Squirrels? (a) Do I know about *what*? 0 (b) Yes. 1 (c) I know Barq. 2 (d) I own Barq. 3 5. Have you been Trolled? (a) Yes. 0 (b) I've seen through Trolls. 1 (c) I've Trolled. 2 (d) I've Trolled Trolls. 3 6. Have you been Trolled by Duggy? (a) No. 0 (b) Yes. 1 (c) I've Trolled WITH Duggy... 2 (d) I've Trolled Duggy. 3 7. Have you ever made an Off-Topic post? (a) No, never. 0 (b) Yes, occationally. 1 (c) Yes, usually. 2 (d) I was once seen On-Topic. 3 8. Have you seen the "Stormtrooper Hits His Head" debates? (a) Yes. 0 (b) Yes, and participated 1 (c) Yes, and participated on multiple sides.2 (d) You've invented a side in the debate. 3 9. You've flamed a newbie (a) No. 0 (b) Yes. 1 (c) Yes, an AOL'er. 2 (d) Newbies appear, I get "Be Nice" messages3 10. Are you part of the conspiracy against James King? (a) Yes, I am alive. 0 (b) I'm a Shill Stooge or Crony of Fidonet. 1 (c) Would-be Taste Arbiter/Armchair Emperor 2 (d) I'll be appearing in JWK's book. 3 11. Have you particpated in a SITH WAR? (a) No. 0 (b) Yes. 1 (c) All 3. 2 (d) I STARTED the SITH WARS. 3 12. Have you participated in a GONK war? (a) No. 0 (b) Yes. 1 (c) I've started GONK wars. 2 (d) I AM GONK. 3 13. Have you flamed a Trekkie? (a) No. 0 (b) Yes, the scum. 1 (c) Yes, and I AM a Trekkie. 2 (d) What's Trek? 3 14. Has your .sig ever contained... (one point for each, [two if it still does]) * "Official RASSM Cool Person" * A Star Wars quote, or corruption there of. * A link to your STAR WARS Home Page. * (-O-) * Other RASSM related material. 15. Gain one point for each of the following that apply to you. [Gain an extra point if the bonus applies to you.] * Were a part of the "True RASSM'er" thread. [You initiated the "True RASSM'er" thread. * Used the word Throng. [You regularly use the word Throng.] * Are a Member of the JTFC. [You are JT.] * Are in "As RASSM Turns" [You started "ART"] * Are in the "Official RASSM Movie" [You are responsible for "ORM"] 16. Have you understood everything in this message? (a) No idea about anything you've said. 0 (b) I know what some of it means. 1 (c) I know most of what you're talking about2 (d) I understood every word. 3 How did you score? [0] Luke in prequels. "I haven't gone by the name Obi-Wan since oh, before you were born." [1 - 6] Luke on Tatooine. "I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is." [7 - 10] Luke at Yavin. "You have taken your first step into a larger world." [11 - 14] Luke on Hoth. "Why I guess you don't know everything about RASSM yet?" [15 - 18] Luke on Dagobah. "The Force is strong in him". [19 - 24] Luke on Bespin. "...you are not a Jedi yet." [25 - 35] Luke at Jabba's. "A... Jedi Knight? I--I'm out ofit for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur." [36 - 56] Luke above Endor. "Now, fulfil your destiny and take your father's place by my side!" --- - Dug. - And the rest of RASSM.