Subject: [repost] Even *more* commercials we'd like to see! Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000 17:52:03 -0700 From: Çheetah! Reply-To: cheetah@DENYSPAManti-social.com Organization: Frontier GlobalCenter Inc. Newsgroups: alt.fan.wedge,rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc KENNER, the premiere Star Wars toy manufacturer/distributor, is proud to present the FIRST in adult Star Wars toys, to ever be created for the adult customer! > Introducing the ..NEW.. Wedge-Kettch TWO-PACK Adult-Action Figures!! These popular new toys, brought to you by Star Wars™, LucasFilm Ltd.™, George Lucas, Bantam©, AND Del Rey© publishing, will soon be available for purchase at finer adult-shops, bookstores & boutiques NEAR YOU! > Be the first Star Wars maniac to get this hot, Rebel `action' item! If you thought waiting in line for "The Phantom Menace™" was exciting, wait till you "Use the Force" with this action item! Imagine, you too can enjoy the ultimate Rebel Pilot fantasy! Both the Wedge and Lt. Kettch figures are made from the finest in inflatable latex, and both are ANATOMICALLY CORRECT!! The Strap-On Ewok Harness IS ALSO INCLUDED! This magnificent harness is hand-crafted from genuine Dewback Hide, & features your choice of Velcro or Metal-Studded adjustment straps, it can ALSO be removed from the Wedge figure, FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL USE - enabling you to connect yourself to the furry `lil Lt. Kettch figure (YUB-YUB!) & experience your own Rebel fantasies of the "strap-on Ewok" genre, you can even reverse the traditional Wedge-Kettch cockpit assignments to suit your OWN individual requirements.. The Wedge Adult-Action figure also sports a 31cm "joystick", and it does feature the NEW (patended) VIBRO-OSCILLATION action-protocol™ (batteries not included), and a unique force-feedback mode, which is activated at the touch of a hidden stud, the joystick portion CAN ALSO BE REMOVED, & used by itself, OR with the strap-on harness, allowing the users to customize their fantasy IN MANY FANTASTIC & VARIOUS WAYS!! The Wedge doll also features the usual realistic (and easily-cleaned) input "receptacles"**, for all you hot-shot commanders out there, they are guaranteed stretchable & tight for 1 year! Flight Suit/Helmet are also included, and feature AUTHENTIC© Rebel Fleet insignia & medals, which have been approved by LucasFilm Ltd.™ The Lt. Kettch Adult-Action figure, is covered in soft and extremely realistic Ewok Fur (artificial), which is available in `darker' shades only, The Kettch doll also features the same type of "receptacles"** featured with the Wedge adult-action figure.... Kettch can also squeak "Yub-Yub", by squeezing either sets of cheeks, for the ultimate in realistic Rebel action.. > ----------------------------------------- > **the patended VIBRO-OSCILLATION action-protocol™ > is also available (optional) for the receptacles > on both figures!! (batteries are not included).. > ----------------------------------------- Both Adult-Action figures are made in America, and guaranteed for one year, excluding parts, labor, & materials - both figures ARE EASILY CLEANED WITH ORDINARY SOAP & WATER! They can be deflated for easy storage, quickly inflated for INSTANT action, they are also heat & puncture resistant, to ensure YEARS & YEARS of joyful use! > Surprise your significant other! Impress your friends! > Be the first on your block to cry "Yub-Yub, Commander!" Join in on the adult Rebel `action' TODAY!! Experience for yourself the adult fun, that many Rebel Fighter Pilots have described as "Hot, fast-paced, flying-by-the-seat-of-your-pants, INTENSE Star Wars Action!" - as you have NEVER before imagined!! The NEW Wedge-Kettch TWO-PACK Adult-Action Figures, from KENNER Inc.™ > Purchase it TODAY!! Wedge-Kettch two-pack! Wedge-Kettch two-pack! Wedge-Kettch two-pack! [disclaimer] > . =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Kenner™, LucasFilm Ltd.™, Bantam, Del Rey and all other licensed Star Wars™ affiliates are in no way responsible for any Injuries, Diseases, Damages (mental & physical), or Public Reaction incurred from the use and/or abuse of this product.. > . =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= This product is intended for ADULT entertainment only - where allowed by law, sale/distribution to minors, by minors and/or U.S. Presidents is STRICTLY forbidden, under ANY & ALL circumstances!! > . =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Any damages from use of this product, that is not covered/mentioned or cautioned against, within the instruction manual will void any and all warranties, only water-based lubricants & cleansing agents are recommended, in accordance with the instruction manual, any other compounds will irrepairably damage the product, except where specified, all rights reserved] > . =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= [end disclaimer] > Kenner Inc.™ ..making life FUN again! --- =) 8========##<^>##========8 >>------> {Çheetah} 8========##<^>##========8 > Wedge-Kettch two-pack! > Wedge-Kettch two-pack! > Wedge-Kettch two-pack!