Subject: A Humorous look at the Sith's "Rule of Two" Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 20:43:52 -0400 From: "Dark Lord Karno Dal" Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc I've often wondered what it would be like if the Sith disregarded the "Rule of Two," and have decided the situation might make for a pretty good sit com. It might even sound something like this...... "Come knock on our blast door. We've been waiting for you. Where the sabers are his, and his, and his, Three Sith is company too! Come and pace on our floor. Seek out a hope that is new. Where they wear those cool tatoos on their face, Three Sith is company too! You'll see that life is a ball again, the dark side is calling for you. Down at our rendezvous, Three Sith is company too!" On this week's episode, clutzy Lord Vader, having finally graduated from Grand Moff Travers' cooking school, has opened up his own restaurant: Darth's Bistro. But on opening night, having strangled his entire restaurant staff for botching the nerf souffle, Vader finds himself having to call his roomates, the spunky and reliable Darth Sidious, and the ditzy Darth Maul, to bail him out. Needless to say, darkside wackiness ensues. -- May the Darkness be with you.... Dark Lord Karno Dal sith@lords.com Visit Karno Dal's Domain http://www.mindspring.com/~laynecp/karnodal/ The RASSM FAQ - http://www.lucasfan.com/rassm/rassmfaq.htm