More things you'll never hear Vader say.... "Tell me son,do you ever feel....not so fresh?!" I come in Peace. Klaatu Barada Nikto. Well, gooooly, Sarge. I didn't know it'd do that. If I have to stop this spaceship... Damn. I'm all out of Endust for Electronics and my chestplate is getting dusty. I hate it when my goggles fog up. Kill the Rebel scum. They're wearing REAL fur! I'm getting a bit sore. Motti, would you be a dear and rub this Flexall into my shoulders? I've got a duel with Ben later and I want to be at my best. Yogurt? I hate Yogurt! I'm just coo-coo for Cocoa Crisp! Wonder Twin powers activate... If you won't learn to polka, maybe your sister will. What is thy bidding, my Master. The bid stands at 20credits. Are you in or out? That Vanna White has the best outfits. Mr. Scott, I need more power. Forget the Rebels. I feel like romping in the daisies. You've just been erased. "Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, 3's a com... Oh, I'm sorry, was I saying that out loud?" "It's time for Animaniacs..." "Taste why it's Dannon!" "Mentos... the freshmaker!" "Got milk?" "Okaley Dokaley, Emporino!" "Why hellooooooo, Mr. President!" "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" "Do you get that no-so-fresh feeling too, Leia?" "Moon tiara MAGIC!" "Moon prism POWER!" "be vewry, vewry qwiet...i'm a huntin' jedi... here obi, obi, obi... got nice lightsaber for ya..." "Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you..." "Does anyone else think my head looks like the tip of a penis?" "Uh, Luke, I don't quite know how to say this, but there's something I've got to tell you...." "PLEEEEEEEAAASSSE tell me where the secret Rebel base is!" (in ESB, when he snatches Han's blaster, in a nasty voice) "And you ain't gonna get it back!" "Yo Ben! Hey Ben ol buddy, long time no see! Hey, howzabout we break out them lightsabers and go a few rounds, just for old time's sake, whaddya say Ben?" "I need a vacation..." "Hey, Luke, wanna play catch?" "All right, who used up all the hot water?" "Would you like fries with that?" "Thank you for playing our game, we have some nice parting gifts for you backstage." "I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice!" "Excuse me for one second, Luke, that Peptol Bismol I took this morning is kicking in." "I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum!" "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Brain freeze." "Yo' momma's so fat that....." "Don't mind the face, I cut myself shaving." Ah, the hell with it. These ain't that funny. "Yo' ass iz mine, bitch!" "Look son, it's like this..." Palpy, don't you think you're being a bit hard on the Beav--uh, I mean Luke? Vader takes out his lightsaber and says, "Hey Luke! What's that on your belly button? BOOP! Gotcha!" "Aaaayyyyyeeeeeebbbbaa!" (Or whatever the ewok/jawa said.) "Cowabunga, dude!" "I've got a headeache and it's screaming for Excedrin." "DAMN! This new underwear is REALLY TIGHT!" (singing) "The dark side's calling now, nothin' is real, Luke'll never know just how I feel From out of the shadows he leaps like a dream Makes me feel crazy, makes me feel so mean Nothing's gonna save me from an Emperor that's unkind Slip to the dark side, I've crossed that line On the dark side, yeah yeah On the dark side!" "DOH!" "Don't have a cow, man!" "Lukey, you've got some 'splainin' to do!" "Bogus!" "Whatchyou talkin' about, Emperor Palpatine?" "What's up, Emp?" "S-s-s-sufferin' succatash!" "I tawt I taw Young 'Tywalker! I did! I did tee Young 'Tywalker!" "Th-th-th-that's all, folks!" "Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?" "Would you like to touch my monkey?" (From SNL skit "Sprockets") "That's the way, ah hunh, ah hunh, I like it, ah hunh, ah hunh..." "I'm gonna git you, sucka!" "Luke, you dipstick!" (Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane from "The Dukes of Hazzard") "No, I am your father, (begins to sob) and I love you man!" "What most people don't know is that I'm a sensitive kind of guy. Even after spending all day killing my own men, obliterating planets, and crushing the rebellion, I still find time to cry." "You have failed me for the last time, I said I wanted BLACK coffee!" ================================================================================ (And here are the new ones -- James) Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom? :) "Captain Needa, I still haven't figured out how to get these blasted pants off. And I need to pee!" "Don't kill any Ewoks." "You did WHAT?! I refuse to do an ad with that ugly pink bunny!" "It's the circle of life." "Dear sexy knickers, I don't half fancy you. Meet me outside and we'll get it together." "This is CNN." "Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, I've got a beautiful feeling, everything's going my way." "I'm surrounded by assholes!" "Obi Wan, you look *so* stunning in that robe." "Well, my master, you did ask me to give you a hand in the Empire! Haaahhaahahahaa!" "As if!" "I see your schwartz is just big as mine!" "Trick or Treat!" "Fuck off!" "Would you like fries with that?" "you know I;m Bad, I'm Bad..." CAN YOU PLEEZ PASS THE JELLY? "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." "Surprise, I am your secret santa." :) "Oooo! are those CORN POPS????!!!!" "I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side." "Don't bother me right now. I trying to find my inner child." "I need to have my feelings validated." BLARGH! This coffee is HOT!