Subject: [HUMOR] Vader and his mommy
Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 16:41:08 -0800
From: abuse@pacbell.net (karyl bleddyn)
Organization: I'm not very organized, actually...
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc

So during the great Jedi purges they arrest Shmi Skywalker and bring her
to the Dark Lord...

SHMI: ANAKIN!

VADER: That name no longer has meaning to me.

SHMI: Oh, don't talk, my little baby... let me look at you... Anakin, how
could you be so ungrateful to that nice Obi-wan, after all he did for you?

VADER: You don't know the power of the dark side.

SHMI: And why are you wearing that awful mask? Take that helmet off,
Anakin... let me look at your face...

(VADER complies)

SHMI (tsking) Just look at you! I TOLD you not to go outside without
wearing sunscreen!

VADER: MOTHER! (Kills a few stormtroopers who are giggling in the background)

SHMI: Temper, temper! I always warned you about that. All you need is the
right woman to make you happy again... I can see it in your eyes...listen
to your mother. I know what's best for you.

VADER: (putting mask back on) Take her away! (muttering) Nag nag nag nag nag...

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