Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc
Subject: Top Ten Worst Jobs in the Star Wars Galaxy
From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted 3000)
Date: 25 Sep 1997 01:09:49 GMT

10. Stormtrooper

9. Sandtrooper

8. Stormtrooper on the Death Star or Second Death Star

7. Snowtrooper

6. At-ST Driver

5. Strormtrooper

4. Tie Fighter Pilot

3. Stormtrooper

2. Gamoorian Gaurd

1. Porkins


Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc
Subject: Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs in the Star Wars Galaxy
From: tarkin@womens.slippers.com (James Trory)
Date: 26 Sep 1997 01:48:24 GMT

10. Stormtrooper assigned to check door overhang height on the Death
Star.

9. Stormtrooper assigned to look for doors door overhang height
checker guy missed.

8. Stormtrooper assigned to pick up and help to the medical bay all
the other stormtroopers who found unchecked door overhangs.

7. Stormtrooper who has to try and fix checked door overhang heights.

6. Stormtrooper who has to change the Death Star toilet rolls and
clean Darth Vader's B-day.

5. Stormtrooper who has to make the sandwiches for tomorrows surface
scanning team.

4. Laundry Trooper on the Death Star.

3. Bedtime Story Trooper.

2. TIE Fighter pilot instructor ("Fly into space..................")

1. Death Star Surface Cleaning Trooper (lifetime assignment).



Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc
Subject: Re: Top Ten Worst Jobs in the Star Wars Galaxy
From: Nornus <DJem@earthlink.com>
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 1997 20:14:53 -0800

The Worst:

1> Death Star I 'exhaust port consultant'.

2> Rancor keeper's dry-cleaner

4> 3rd assistant Sith Lord In Training- those guys who drag Vader's
victims away in TESB. 

5> Jabba's "Deal a Meal™" system administrator.

6> That rebel police officer in the bucket on Yavin.  "Mister Solo, do
you know I clocked you at .5 past lightspeed back there?"   

7> Rancor Keeper's dentist  

8> Wampa-right's activist. 

9> Those purple guys doing the Emperor's nails in ROTJ. 

10> Marketing director for "Palpatine's Own" brand microwave popcorn.