Subject: A Classic Whurer Top 10
Date: 13 Oct 1999 04:21:10 GMT
From: ted3000@aol.com (Ted Ehlers)
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Subject:        Everything I know, Whurer taught me.
Date:   1998/05/19
Author: Ted 3000 <ted3000@aol.com>

10. Droids don't drink, but they take up seats. F*ck 'em.

9. Blasters+Alcohol=hard to clean stains on bar.

8. 3 days of stubble and a tunic make a trendy look.

7. R2 units: Erase the memory and turn them into barstools.

6. Musicians will work for anything as long as you let them
play for an hour.

5. Doing dishes?
One man's dirty glass is another mans acceptable beverage
container, depending upon intoxication.

4. No use sweeping, people keep tracking sand in anyway.

3. Cold blooded corrilians who mercilessly gun down bounty
hunters tip well. So do cornered, justified heroic Correlians
who had no choice.

2. Jabba likes Frog-Juice, Lando likes Colt-45.

1. Feeling a little surly? Work on it. Understand your surliness. Know
your surliness. Become your suliness, unto the infinitiy
of surly, ie. bark orders to strangers and don't shave.

"Cue Hallucinotronic Spypunk Soundtrack for the Summer of Evol."