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Experienced Women of RASSM

This is a page where the members of EWOR can post
their views on Star Wars characters, scenes,
and even other members of RASSM.

Last Updated: 15.Aug.98

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-- Rebels -- Imperials -- Secondary Characters --
-- Other RASSMers -- EWOR Members List --
-- Favorite recipes -- -- How to Become a Member

  • Luke

    lily: Really adorable in a boyish kind of way. Just makes you want to squeeze the stuffing out of him.

    Halina: Drool

    Shafali: *drool*

    Davin: Eh...I can take or leave him. Kinda cute, but babyfaces don't really turn me on. The rest of you gals can duke it out over him.

    Anat: Blue-blue eyes :) and an amiable boyish charm... an all-round 'nice guy'. [Apparently thats true of MH in RL as well]
    What can I say, 'I happen to like nice men'...

  • Han

    lily: Very good-looking, and his "roguish" personality adds to it.

    Halina: Hyperdrool!!!

    Shefali: *swoon*

    Davin: I'll take him, I'll take him!!!!! MINE! MINE! MINE! (Sorry, Halina...I saw him first!)

    Anat: One word - Sexy... a truly charming 'scoundrel' ;)

  • Lando

    lily: He's more of the suave, "hey, baby..." type, (which tends to get on my nerves) but still cute.

    Halina: His suave style is a bit annoying, but he'll do for the weekend ;)

    Shefali: not my type

    Davin: He's kinda cute too. Handsome and suave...I wouldn't kick him outta bed for eating crackers.

    Anat: Cute but way too smooth for my liking. Careful girls!

  • Leia

    lily: I don't swing that way, Usher. :)

    Halina: Errrr, nope.

    Shefali: Can I kill her and take Han and Luke?

    Davin: Sorry, but this isn't my week for girls....

    Anat:The best thing about Leia is the men in her life ;)
    Seriously though, shes a great female heroine, a real 'distressing damsel'!

  • Other Rebels

    Wedge: Definitely my favorite, especially after reading the Rogue Squadron books. Great leader, courageous, not obnoxious, and just an all around cool guy. Now, all I need to do is find a Wedge in *this* universe. :)
    Hobbie: Cute, but not in the caliber of the above-mentioned
    Dak: We'll never know, will we??
    Biggs: Nah...the mustache made him look too old.

    Halina: Biggs is kinda cute...

    Davin: Hobbie's kinda cute for a young guy.
    And of course, Biggs and Wedge are nice-looking too.
    Cal's kinda nice, but I think Del Goren is absolutely gorgeous (bedroom eyes)... ::sigh!::

    Cindy K.: I definately agree about Biggs. I liked him since I was 10! Pity the cute ones get killed first.
    Now, Wedge has always had a little piece of my heart. He strong and brave, yet you know he's a sensitive guy. On the days Arlene is sharing Luke, I'll take Wedge. ;-)
    As we all know, most of the Hoth extra were from the Norwegian army. 'nuf said. There's also the tall, blonde guy standing by the "two destroyers" guy in TESB when Leia is issuing orders.

    Shefali: Wedge: OK

    JavaJawa: Cal Alder (Anyone know anything about him?) He looks very cute indeed in Davin's picture of him.


  • Tarkin

    lily: I'll pretend I didn't see that.

    Halina: Sorry, I don't dig guys that look like a corpse.

    Shefali: *gag*

    Davin: Nope...Ho-hum.

  • Needa

    lily: No, thanks.

    Halina: Eh

    Shefali: *barf*

    Davin: Eh...nah!

  • Vader

    lily: I'd like just to sit there and listen to him talk all day.

    Halina: Interesting guy, looks good in black ;)

    Shefali: not my type

    Davin: I'm a sucker for men in black (not the movie).... ::sigh redux!::

    Anat: Black *is* Beautiful! :)
    The most interesting character in the Original SW Trilogy (IMHO).

    DPs impressive physical 'presence' and JEJs awe inspiring voice [Oh that *wonderful* voice..] truly bring the Dark Lord to life.

    Another example of GLs brilliant casting!

    Having said that, I do have my reservations about that benign Humpty-Dumpty (a. k. a. Sabastian Shaw) that was cast as Anakin in ROTJ!
    That was the worse casting decision GL has ever made!

  • Other Imperials

    lily: If this is a cuteness survey, I can't think of any. Actually, what is this survey??

    Davin: ADMIRAL PIETT!!! ::be still, my heart!:: And Col. Yularen is quite handsome and distinquished-looking. Veers is a nice-looking guy, and Jerjerrod ain't bad either. 'Tho Admiral Motti ain't bad either, come to think of it.

    Cindy K.: Veers can scan my com any day.

    Secondary Characters

    Thrawn: I love the way his mind works.
    Xizor: If he just wasn't green...

    Davin: 1) Dannik Jerriko is intriguing, in style if not in looks
    2) Xizor....I like his muscles!...a definite hunk!
    3) Biggs is cute, too....I wouldn't kick him outta bed for eating crackers...


    Other RASSMers

    lily: I think all the male RASSMers have been claimed already; I just got here a little too late. ;) Kidding. I love all the guys. I have yet to find one that truly irritates me...

    Halina: Whomever I can get ;)

    Shefali: I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings by leaving them out, but the guys I like know it (I hope)
    usher Oh. gimmee a break! (I'm kidding, usher!!)

    Davin: Lemme who did I claim for mine? So many men, so little time...Lord Karno, Jedi Al, Maximi, and anyone else Paula didn't get her grimy little claws into first. :) And what the heck...ya might as well throw Obee Juan in there too...he wasn't around when we EWOR's were claiming our men, so I got first dibs on him.
    How about YOU, usher? That is, if I can snag you out from under Paula's claws.... ;)
    That is, after I've finished with Dark Lord Karno, Jedi Al, oblio-1, Obee Juan, Dark Jedi Maximi, Gray Leader, Edward Lee, Simon Lee, roc, s1620, McMikey, Ted3000, and....hey ush, are you sure you have enough server space for me to list them all? ;)
    - I only have 8MB, so I guess I'll have to limit you to your favorites. ;-

    The Favorite Recipes of the Members of EWOR


    Cindy K. ;-) Gilbert, AZ

    This recipe is easy enough for a busy weeknight, elegant enough for company.

    2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts (if expanding recipe, 1 chicken breast per person)
    1 package dry pesto mix (if expanding, 1 package mix for every 2 chicken breasts)
    Salad greens
    Bottled Caesar Salad dressing, to taste
    Grated Parmesan cheese, to taste
    Freshly cracked black pepper, to taste
    (HINT: place pepper corns in a ziplock sandwich baggie, pound with meat mallet or grind in coffee grinder)
    Croutons, to taste

    Rinse and dry chicken breasts. In a large freezer bag, empty contents of one (1) package of dry pesto mix. Coat chicken breasts in pesto mix by shaking in bag, one at a time. Saut in a non-stick skillet (or use 1 Tsp. olive oil if not non-stick) until done, about 15 minutes. While chicken is cooking, prepare salad greens on individual serving plates. I recommend using the packages of prepared lettuce for convenience. When chicken is done, slice into thin strips and arrange over greens. Add Caesar Salad dressing (choose any brand, such as Kraft), Parmesan, black pepper, and croutons to taste.

    Makes two servings
    Prep Time: About 30 minutes

    *Add seeded, sliced Roma Tomatoes and onion to salad greens
    *Use dry Ranch salad dressing mix to coat chicken

    Main Course

    Bantha Stew (from the kitchen of Beru Lars)
    1 medium to large bantha (an elephant may be substituted)
    salt and pepper
    spices from the mines of Kessel
    2 large womp rats - optional (rabbits may be substituted)

    Cut the bantha into small, bite-size pieces. This will take about 3 months. Add enough liquid to cover. If water is at a premium, some cheap Sullustan wine will do nicely. Salt, pepper, spice to taste. Cook over a fire or large stove for about 4 weeks at 475 degrees. This will serve about 3,800 hungry Imperial stormtroopers. If more people are expected, the 2 womprats may be added, but do this only in an emergency...most people do not like to find hare in their stew! &nsbp&nsbp ;) ("Look, sir.....FOOD!")

    This one's straight from the Imperial Stormie Barracks on Tatooine, and will feed a squadron of 6-10 troopers, depending on how much meat they like:

    6 pounds of boneless bantha meat
    (beef brisket or other cuts of pot roast will work)
    1 large can of cranberry sauce
    1 small package of various spices from Kessel
    (1 pk. dry onion soup will work...or from scratch, the natural ingredients that it contains)
    1/2 cup ketchup
    A bottle of fine Alderaanian ale
    (since this is extremely hard to find, ginger ale can be substituted)

    Preheat oven to 450 degrees. While the oven is preheating, mix together in a bowl the cranberry sauce, onion soup, and the ketchup....then set aside. When oven reaches 450, put meat uncovered in roasting pan and sear in oven. Turn after 15 minutes, then pour the mixture in the bowl over the meat. Then pour ale in the pot...more toward the side of the pot and not directly over the meat. Do not cover the meat completely with the ale....only cover the meat about 1/2 way. (Optional: you can add 2-3 peeled whole onions at this time.) Cover pan with roaster lid or foil, turn the oven down to 350 and cook covered for 2-1/2 hours.

    When done, slice the meat on a diagonal and serve with the gravy over it to taste. You should have a tender roast with a slightly barbecued taste. Serve with your favorite side dishes. If you have leftovers, the meat and gravy will freeze very well if you don't want to eat it again right away....but it is delicious the next day!

    Happy Eating, and May the Force Be With You!


    Anakin/Vader Delight ( a RL mediterranean dessert - with a SW twist ;)

    3 grapefruit shells or 6 orange shells
    1 teaspoon salt
    3 cups of sugar
    1 cup of water

    Optional -
    200g. of dark chocolate
    50g. of Margarine

    Cut peel into strips 1/4 inch wide from stem to blossom end.
    Add salt and cover with cold water. Boil 15 minutes.
    Pour off water and add fresh water. Boil 20 minutes.
    Change water again and boil another 20 minutes.
    Drain thoroughly and cover with 2.5 cups of sugar and water as listed.
    Simmer, stirring continually to prevent scorching, until remaining syrup has boiled away.

    If you have pledged your alliance to the light side of the Force then -

    Spread on waxed paper and roll each piece of candied fruit in remaining sugar.

    If not - 'Give yourself to the dark side'...
    Join Vader and experience the Power of Darkness -

    Coat the candied fruit with dark chocolate by dipping in molten lava - sorry - molten chocolate...[You can enrich the molten mixture by adding different kinds of chocolate etc.]

    The result, much like Anakin/Vader, is bitter-sweet and dark...
    < Did I mention 'my heart belongs to Daddy' ? ;>

    Warning: Do not underestimate the Power of this dessert!

    Cindy K. ;-) Gilbert, AZ

    This recipe is adapted from my mother's standard "Toll House" cookie recipe; I've never tasted anything better!

    1 1/3 cups butter, softened (DO NOT use margarine, unless you want your cookies to taste like Bantha poodoo!)
    3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
    1 1/4 cups packed brown sugar
    3/4 cup white, granulated sugar
    2 eggs
    1 Tbsp. Vanilla extract
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 tsp. salt
    1 12-ounce package (about 2 cups) semisweet chocolate pieces
    1 cup chopped nuts (such as walnuts or hazelnuts), optional
    Makes 4 dozen 3-inch cookies

    Preheat oven to 350. In large mixing bowl, combine softened butter, sugars, eggs. Stir until well mixed. Add vanilla, baking soda, and salt. Mix. Gradually add flour, about 1 cup at a time and mix. You may need to mix by hand towards the end. If so, rub hands with a little bit of butter to keep dough from drying out. After all the flour is incorporated, add chocolate chips. Mix thoroughly. Add nuts. Mix until all ingredients are combined. With a spoon, scoop out enough dough to make a rounded ball about the size of a walnut. Place balls about 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet. Bake in 350 oven for 12-15 minutes or until edges are just slightly browned. The longer time and lower temperature makes for a wonderfully moist, chewy cookie. Be sure to cover dough between batches to prevent it from drying out, you may even want to place a damp paper towel over dough then cover bowl with plastic wrap. Cool on paper towel and place in airtight container while still just slightly warm. This will keep the cookies soft.

    *Use "Mega" chocolate chips or "M&M's" type candies
    *Use white chocolate
    *Use Macadamia nuts

    The Members of EWOR

    Anat Hecht
    Cindy K.
    Davin Felth
    Shefali Asthana

    How to Become an EWOR Member

    1. Be female.
    2. Read the newsgroup rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc.
    3. Post to said newsgroup, preferably with an opinion on a male character or poster.

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