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• To the tune of Depesche Mode's "Personal Jesus"
  Reach Out and Touch Skin
  
     Your own personal Wookie
     Someone to shave its hairs
     Someone who Nairs
     Your own personal Wookie
     Someone to shave its hairs
     Someone who Nairs
  
  
• Remember, a shaved Wookie is a happy Wookie!
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie using a Thigh Master.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie doing the Macarena.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie wearing lingerie.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie swinging from a chandelier.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie oiled down and staring lasciviously at you.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie eating a banana while looking longingly at your pet.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie using a Butt Master.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie eating cookies in your bed.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie performing Swan Lake.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie performing cartwheels.
  
• Boba Fett, the only surviving Wookie shaver.
  
• Ever wonder what a Shaven Wookie would do for a Klondike bar?
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie as a spokesperson for Bic razors.
  
• The one word for Wookies who like short shorts.....Nair.
  
• Pick up line used by Han Solo, "Hey, baby, wanna see my Wookie?"
  
• Overheard during Chewbacca's audition for a Shakespeare festival, "To shave or not to shave?"
  
• You shaved your Wookie for me, how sweet!
  
• Have you shaved your Wookie today?
  
• Imagine a Shaven Wookie with a flattop.
  
• Did you shave your Wookie to hide your male-pattern baldness??
  
• Envision Gonk, chasing a Wookie, carrying a bic.
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie lubed up and ready to fight.
  
• More fun than a barrel full of Shaven Wookies!
  
• The Shaven Wookie Trilogy:
  A New Razor
  The Stubble Strikes Back
  Return of The Shaven Wookie
  
• Envision a Shaven Wookie dressed as Carmen Miranda.
  
• One if by foam/Two if by gel
  --from "The Midnight Ride of the Shaven Wookie"
  
• I shaved a Wookie and all I got was this coat.
  
• Wookie Shaving: Fad, Fashion Statement or Perversion? next Rikki
  
• I can't shave you, I can't even shave my Wookie.
  
• I shaved it all for the Wookie, come on, the Wookie, come on.
  So you can take that cookie and stick it up your ...(yea).
  --Original lyrics for "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit
  
• Peace, Love, Shave the Wookie
  
• Welcome back to Channel 68, KSWL. All Shaven Wookies. All the time.
  
• Envision A shaven wookie family in a conestoga heading across the plains with their nerf pulling the wagon.
  
• Hear this in an old, tired Obi-wan voice, "I'm more shaven now than I was then".
  
• "I know what you're thinking. Did he shave six wookies or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Norelco 4400T, the most powerful shaver in the world, and would mow your hair clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" - original Dirty Harry script
• Shavenwookie Wireless: "Can you shave me now? Good!"

• The Few. The Proud. The Shaven Wookies.
• She can shave the wookie in less then 12 parsecs...
• Just Shave It.
• Bet you can't shave just one.
• Wookies shaving Wookies... C3PO
• Two Wild and Shaven Wookies!!
• 1 billion Shaven Wookies... Dr. Evil
• Luke...I am your Shaven Wookie...
• Shall we Shave now or shall we Shave later...Yeah Baby! Austin Powers
• Look in the sky. Its a bird, Its a plane, Its a Shaven Wookie!!
• Shave, All that you can Shave... In the Armyyyy.
• Go Ahead...Shave my Wookie...
• Great Kid... Don't get cocky, or you'll find yourself Shaving Wookies... Han Solo
• Say allo to my Shaven Wookie...

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