The idea of viewing Star Wars in the same manner as many have viewed the
cult classic Rocky Horror Picture Show originated in the Usenet newsgroup
some may consider this to be sacrilege, making the viewing of Star Wars
interactive between the film and the audience would add a new dimension to
watching the movies. However, we do not endorse any of these actions. After all,
"it's not our fault" if someone gets in trouble for following one of these crazy
ideas. If there is something you would like to add, send it to
The Phantom Menace
- In the lower left hand corner of the screen, after the Queen asks
for the vote of no confidence before the Senate, one can see three
aliens which are of the same race as ET. At this moment, yell out
ET phone home!
- When Amidala tells her advisors that the Trade Federation wouldn't
dare attack Naboo, yell out Yes they will!
- Whenever Queen Amidala's decoy says something in her royal accent,
- When Anakin spots Qui-Gon's lightsaber in the marketplace, say
Hey, Qui-Gon, is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just
happy to see me?
- Right before Threepio introduces himself to Artoo, yell
- When Jar Jar Binks is going hysterical in the underwater ship, yell
Use the Vulcan Neck Pinch! just before Qui-Gon Jinn puts his hand
on Jar Jar's shoulder.
- After Darth Maul gets sliced by Obi-Wan, audience breaks into a refrain
from "Yesterday" -- Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...
- When Qui-Gon and Jar Jar get up out after almost being run
over by the Battle Droid tank, say Was it good for you, too ??
- When Queen Amidala says, "I will not condone a course of action that will lead
to war," shout The hell you won't! It's not called Star Wars for nothing!
- When Darth Maul stabs Qui-Gon with his lightsaber, yell NOOOOOOO! along
- When Palpatine says that Amidala and he will bring peace to the galaxy,
- When Palpatine tells Anakin that he will watch his career with great
interest, yell Damn Straight!!!
- Whenever Darth Sidious comes on screen shout
Mommy, Mommy, LOOK, a Phantom!!!
- Whenever Darth Maul says anything shout
OOOh, he's so sinister!
- When Maul is falling down the shaft after being killed by
Obi-Wan, yell WHEE!
- When Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Maul remove their cloaks prior to the final
lightsaber duel, yell Take it all off !!!
- When Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon and Maul remove their cloaks prior to the final
lightsaber duel, yell Let's get ready to rumble!
- When Palpatine tells Anakin that he will watch his career with great
interest, yell Run, Anakin, Run!
- Before Darth Sidious says "I want that treaty signed," yell
What do you want?
- After the viceroy says "we should have never made this bargain,"
yell Well, duh!
- When Qui-Gon is struck by Darth Maul, yell
Oh my god, you killed Qui-Gon!! You bastard!!
- When Qui-Gon, Padme, and Jar-Jar walk into the spaceport on
Tatooine, yell Look out for the bantha fodder! Afterwards,
yell oops, too late.
- Every time Padme finishes speaking, yell But, I'm not the Queen!
- When Darth Maul says "at last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At
last we will have our revenge," yell The Sith shall rise again!.
- When Rune Hakko says "they are no match for the droidekas," yell
- Bring to the theater a strong flashlight, fire engine red lipstick,
and a Queen Amidala headdress. Sit in the very back. While the movie is
going on, apply the lipstick in the usual Amidala pattern, and put on the
headdress. At the part where Padme reveals herself as Amidala, jump up,
turn on the flashlight so people can see you, and yell, Wait! I'M the
real Amidala! They are BOTH my decoys! BOTH my loyal bodyguards! I've
been hiding here in the audience the whole time! then sit back down.
- Whenever Obi-Wan says "Yes, Master" respond with
Yes, Master. No, Master. Go jump off a cliff, Master.
- When Palpatine tells Anakin his career will be watched with great interest
say Tell me, Ani, do you like gladiator movies?
- When Darth Maul stabs Qui-Gon yell Poke 'im before he gets cold!
- When Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, and Maul remove their cloaks prior to their
duel, play The Stripper on a kazoo and have your friends drum on the
backs of the seats.
- When Nute Gunray says "No sense reporting something until there is
something to report" in regards to the missing Jedi, yell Henpecked!
- When Obi-Wan is hanging on the edge of the pit, yell What will he do? I know! He'll
use the Force to give Maul a heart attack!
- When the R2 units are getting blown off the ship's hull while trying to fix the shield generator, yell, "Sure is hard to find good help these days!".
- When Jar Jar's mouth is numb due to the energy beams in Anakin's podracer, shout, "Ibi sabaid Ibi was wonderibibing aboubt myb fabace!", referring to the dentist story in "Bill Cosby Himself".
Attack of the Clones
- When Anakin says anything like "I dreamed of the Padme` " or I was thinking of Padme`" continue his sentence with "Naked, riding on top of me."
- When Anakin says "I dreamed of my mother last night" continue his sentence with "Naked, riding on top of me."
- During every scene when there is sexual tension between Anakin and Padme`, or especially the scene where Padme` is wearing the corset just keep saying "Do her, do her now!"
- Everytime Yoda says something to someone respond for whoever he's talking to with "Tha hell did you just say to me?"
A New Hope
- Arrive dressed as one of the characters.
- Sing along during Fox fanfare.
- Chant Crawl! Crawl! Crawl! before opening text-crawl appears on screen.
- As "A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away..." appears on the screen,
yell out, How far is it?
- Every time Luke says his name, or something particularly whiny, yell Whiner!
- Every time Leia introduces herself, or says something particularly snide, yell Bitch!
- Every time a lightsaber used, turn on a flashlight.
- During Ben's exchange with the stormtrooper in Mos Eisley, recite lines along with the stormtrooper.
- When Han says, "It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs," respond with What's a parsec?
- During the scene inside the Lars home, ask Got milk? right before the blue milk is shown.
- Hold up twigs with marshmallows stuck to the end of them during the Lars farm burning scene.
- When Han Solo introduces himself, the yell Scoundrel!
- Hold up a key ring and recite along with stormtrooper Look sir, droids!
- When a stormtrooper helmet makes contact with a certain Death Star door, yell Ow!
- As the stormtroopers walk by Chewie and Han in the Mos Eisley Cantina,
say for Han, OKAY! So I haven't shaved him yet today!
- In response to Leia commenting to Luke, "Aren't you a little short for
a stormtrooper?" say Look here, bitch!
- When Luke is investigating the jawa slaughter, he says "why would
stormtroopers want to slaughter jawas...?" The only natural reply could
be Why ask why? Drink Bud Dry!
- Whenever Wedge appears on screen or says something, holler Wedge!
- Take a water pistol with and shoot it at people sitting around you, missing
them in imitation of Imperial stormtroopers.
- When Ben helps Luke get up in the Cantina, Luke says, "I'm alright."
Respond with, I didn't ask!
- When Biggs asks Luke, right before the trench run, "Luke, at that speed
will you be able to pull out in time?" Respond with,
That's what she said!
- When Artoo plays the hologram of Leia in Luke's garage, yell out
Hey! Does this thing get the Playboy Channel!?
- When Luke asks Ben if he has heard of Obi-Wan, and Ben says,
"I haven't heard that name in a long time," shout How long?
Ben will repeat himself, "A long time."
- Upon Luke's return to Yavin IV, after blowing up the Death Star,
yell What's her name? right before he exits the cockpit of his
X-Wing and shouts "Carrie!"
- When Luke sees the corpses of Owen and Beru, yell Is it cold in
here or is it just me?
- When Garindan talks into his comlink at Docking Bay 94, yell
Shut up, bignose!
- When the stormtrooper holds up the droid ring, yell
It fell off goldenrod!
- When Obi-Wan asks Luke what's he doing in the Jundland Wastes, respond
with Slumming around, lookig for a good time.
- When Wuhrer says "We don't serve their kind here" respond with
What about my kind sweetie?
- During the shootout after Obi-Wan is "killed": after Leia says
"there's no time", yell See Luke. See Luke run.
After which, you should hear the ghost of Obi-Wan say "Run, Luke run!"
- Whenever Vader walks in with his hand on his belt, say Do I
look fat in this?. Conversely, when he storms out, say
Great, now I have to change!.
- While Luke is bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet while waiting for the
Death Star elevator, with Han and Chewie, say I've heard of spring
in your step, but this is ridiculous!.
- When Luke and Leia swing across the Death Star chasm, yell like Tarzan.
- When Leia's image repeats "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." over and over again, shout, "And the beat goes on!"
- In the control tower, when Threepio hears stormtroopers banging on the door, the left half should yell, "LET US IN! LET US IN!" and the right half should yell, "LET US OUT! LET US OUT!".
- When Leia says to Tarkin, "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.", shout, "Can you say Listerine?".
- In a New Hope, after Biggs is killed in a big fiery flame ball, say "Damn it! Lost another one!"
Empire Strikes Back
- When Vader enters the Rebel base on Hoth, yell Beep, Beep, Beep
when he walks under the doorway. He will then turn around and look back as
if he went through a metal detector.
- When Leia says to Han "I love you" the respond with Does he know that? before Han answers "I know."
- When Artoo's been eaten by the swamp monster, say
something to the order of There aren't any Jedi on this heap of a
planet, Luke. He'll yell back "Are Too! (Artoo)" and then argue with
him a few times.....Are not!..."Are too! (Artoo)"
- When Yoda steals the light from Luke and R2, shout HAIIII-YA! a la
- Yell Hey, Yoda! What's for dinner? right before he says
"come, good food" to Luke.
- After Vader tell Luke that he's his father scream out
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooo! in unison with Luke.
- Then as Luke drops from the array tower, scream AAAAHHHHHH!
as he falls.
- When the baked potato flies across the screen in the asteriod
field say Anyone got sour cream? or I brought the bacon bits!
- When Luke is trying to climb up the anti-grav netting systems of Cloud
City at the end of ESB shout Hey, can somebody give me a hand?
- Throw fake snow during the Battle of Hoth.
- After Han is frozen in carbonite, yell Never take Han for granite!
- When John Ratzenberger appears on screen, yell Cliff!
- When Han tells Chewie "that one goes here, this one goes there" respond
with Dyslexics of the world, untie!
- When the tauntaun Han is riding falls over, yell Don't you hate it
when that happens?!
- When Luke is trying to raise his X-Wing out of the swamp and Yoda's eyes get real
big, yell Look at that butt!
- When Artoo and Yoda are fighting over the lightstick, yell
Do I need to put you two in time out!.
- After Han slugs Lando, chant Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
- After Vader says, "What is thy bidding, my master?", an image of the Emperor appears. At that moment shout, "I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!".
- After Luke says to Artoo, "You be more careful!", yell, "Which way is it to Hooters, Luke?" and Luke will respond with, "Artoo? That way!".
- On Dagobah, when Luke says, "Still, there's something familiar about this place.", shout, "Were you born here?" and Luke will say, "I don't know.".
- When Han says "Who's scruffy-lookin'?!", all the guys in the audeience shout, "I've never been so insulted in my life!".
- When the swarm of mynocks flies through the cave, shout, "Where's the Orkin man?".
- In the asteroid cave, before the ship lurches to the left, shout, "Here! Fall into my arms!".
Return of the Jedi
- Bring chains to rattle during the scene at Jabba's palace where Leia
is wearing her metal bikini.
- Stand up and do the Time Warp to Jedi Rocks.
- Let off skyrockets during the victory celebrations at the end of ROTJ.
- When Artoo is serving drinks onboard Jabba's Skiff, ask
Where's the olive?
- When Luke says "This was my home" at the Sarlaac Pit, respond with
- During the exchange between Darth Vader and the Emperor regarding
Luke's presence with the Rebel force on Endor, Vader says, "My son is with
them," and the Emperor asks, "Are you sure?" Scream out PERVERT!
after Vader responds with, "I have felt him, my Master."
- Right before Threepio announces that Luke, Han, & Chewie are to
be the "main course" at the banquet in his honor, shout
Rebels, it's what's for dinner!
- When Leia reveals the hidden gun to Han and he says "I love you" respond
with Does she know? before she says "I know."
- Bring a kazoo and play Taps during the Darth Vader funeral
- When Luke enters the Emperor's Throne Room, yell Luke's even dressed
for the Dark Side.
- When the Emperor says "a legion of my best troops" yell
- When the Emperor says "fire at will" yell
Which one is Will?!?
- When Ackbar starts talking at the Rebel briefing, yell
I can't stay out of water much longer!
- When the rancor dies, yell Trumpy! No!
- At Jabba's Palace, after Luke yells "Han!" and Han yells "Luke!" yell
Okay, are we all here?
- When Luke is in the pit with the Rancor yell I said kill it!
- When the carbonite block holding Han starts to melt, shout, "(TSSSS) I'm melting, I'm melting! I feel like...butter!".
- When Han starts to come to, shout, "Han, wake up! Your teeth are finished!".
- In the control room on Cloud City, when the window gets broken and the wind starts blowing, the front rows shout, "Dorothy! Dorothy!", the middle rows
shout, "Auntie Em! Auntie Em!", and the back rows shout, "It's a twister! It's a twister!".
- In Jabba's palace, when Luke yells "Han!" and Han yells "Luke!", yell, "Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky!".
- When the Ewoks are carrying the Rebels to their village, Threepio is sitting on a throne. When he comes on the screen, sing, "If I were king of the for-EEEEEEST!" a la Bert Lahr in THE WIZARD OF OZ.
- When Leia tells Han "He's my brother" Respond for Han with "YOU SICK BITCH!"
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