RASSM, or rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc, is the main newsgroup for Star Wars chatter. Many amusing and downright crazy things have been posted there over the years, and this page presents only the tip of the iceberg.
The majority of the posts are from 1996-1998.

Comments are welcome, leave me one here.

Also check out:

• The RASSM FAQ
• The Official RASSM Homepage
• usher's RASSM pages

Courtesy of Amara: the RASSM T shirt concept

My other stuff:

• Star Wars links
  
• Info about me

THE SITH WARS PAGE

AS RASSM TURNS

• The post that started AS RASSM TURNS
• Cast suggestion for the RASSM soap
• AS RASSM TURNS: episode 798
• AS RASSM TURNS: episode 799
• AS RASSM TURNS: flashbacks and interlude
• AS RASSM TURNS: episode 800
• AS RASSM TURNS: episode 801/802

THE RASSM MOVIES

• The Official RASSM Movie
• The Independent RASSM Movie
• The Independent RASSM Movie, vs. 2
• The Official RASSM Movie Spinoff

THE TROLLS

• Top 10 signs you're a troll
• RASSM Analyze the Nut Boy
• CHUCK Wor Epasode lll Serch for a clew

IN-JOKES

• Yes, he's gay
• Star Wars versus the Bible
• Confession of an Ewok lover
• Official RASSM SW Delusion List
• ORCP rejected
• RASSM Research Papers
• RASSM WARS
• RASSM Movie titles
• RASSM lightbulb jokes
• Top 10 Signs You Are A True RASSMer
• RASSM pop quiz
• Imagine... it's 2010...
• A theater full of RASSMers

THE OTHER STUFF

• Anger leads to hate, hate leads to...
• SW on Ricky Lake
• SW MasterCard ads (check this out)
• SW long distance calls
• Last Words Heard on Alderaan...
• Silly things you'd like to see in the Prequels
• Top ten things that could go wrong with the prequels
• gonkspel music
• Ways GL could drive fans nuts
• Weird thoughts
• Things you might see in the prequels
• Star Wars & Babylon 5 Amalgam
• Imperial Gun Control
• The Dust Bunnies Strikes Back
• Star Wars Sitcom
• Sequel idea revolving around food
• Prequel trailer
• Most hated SW characters
• Give Me Pie
• Rebelmaniacs
• Star Wars Mad Lib
• Remembrances of Things Past...
• Candle in the Wind rewritten
• "Lost" scene from ANH -fanfic
• Star Wars and Titanic
• Star Wars and Trainspotting
• guonco, il baltto, il grattivo, il
• More Powerful?
• Piett's Paranoia
• Collected works of Sean Walsh (Sean Walsh's website - with his own archives)
• Star Wars characters and food
• Star Wars screentests
• Yoda writes Star Wars
• Yoda writes movies
• Paramount/Lucasfilm takeover
• Top 10 lists
• Bill Paxton as Luke
• Flies on the wall
• One man and his Ysalamir
• Star Wars Christmas Joke
• Interview with Gonk
• Lobot interviewed
• SW chocolate vs. ST butterscotch
• Alternate scenes
• Early Star Wars script
• Star Wars spoiler
• Special Special Edition
• Prequel script suggestions
• Star Wars pants (Check this site!)
• SW shaving
• Pulp Fiction/Star Wars
• Dangerlust
• Assorted SW jokes
• Star Wars Computerisms
• Obi-Wanics - Language of SW Fans!
• Star Wars Alphabet
• You might be a SW addict if...
• The 8 types of Star Wars fans
• 101 Uses For an Ewok
• Why the chicken crossed the road Star Wars style
• Reasons Han let Greedo shoot first
• Stormtrooper didn't hit his head explained
• Luke as Wile E. Coyote
• MSTed Darksaber

More threads can be found on The Official RASSM Homepage's
Humor Archive