From: Erin Fencil <erinfencil@hotmail.comSENDMENOSPAM>
Subject: Re: ALPHABET
Date: Wed, 23 Apr 1997 22:09:36 -0400

I have no life, so I wrote this:

A is for Alphabet, which I'm gonna filk
B is for Beru, and that groovy blue milk
C is for Chewie, 200 years old
D is for Darth, only he was so bold
E is for Ewoks, with their rocks and their sticks
F is for Fett, getting all of the chicks
G is for Gundarks, you pull off their ears
H is for Han, a man with no fears
I is for IG-88, a robot assassin
J is for Jabba, a favorite on RASSM
K is for Krytos, a nasty disease
L is for Lobot, who's god, no blasphemy please
M is for Mynochs, in the asteroid cave
N is for Needa, whom Vader forgave
O is for Oola, who danced nearly nude
P is for Porkins, who was a large dude
Q is for Q-Wing, which doesn't exist
R is for Rancor, who caught Luke in his fist
S is for Stormies, dressed all in white
T is for Tatooine, real hot and bright
U is for Ugnaughts, sorting the trash
V is for Vader, whose TIE didn't crash
W is for Wedge, who is thought to be hip
X is for X-Wing, a small one-man ship
Y is for Yoda, with Luke's flashlight he toyed
Z is for Zuckuss, a Gand insectoid

I used Vader twice in there.  So sue me.

--Erin Fencil