From: Dark Lord Karno Dal Subject: Why the chicken crossed the road Star Wars style Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 17:55:29 -0600 A friend of mine sent me this. If it's been posted before or if it's taken without permission, I apologize ahead of time. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why the Chicken Crossed the Road... In the Words of the Star Wars Characters YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side. GEORGE LUCAS: Give me 20 years and I'll make you a movie of *how* the chicken *got* to the road! LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different. LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this. HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident! THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road. ARTOO: beep beep be bop. CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll! BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me. BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me! WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it? JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts. BIB: Die chicken wanga? BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time? TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car! UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road. AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him. ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled! EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand. JABBA: Bo shuda chicken! GREEDO: Oota-Goota chicken? ________________________________________________________________________________ From: Duggy Returns Subject: Re: Why the chicken crossed the road Star Wars style Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 00:45:45 +1000 STORMTROOPER: Look sir! Chickens. GONK: Gonk. Gonk. Gonk. STORMTROOPER: Have you seen the chicken cross the road? STORMTROOPER: Some of the guy told me about it... what was that? REBEL ANNOUNCEMENT: Imperial Chickens have crossed the road! Imperial Chickens have crossed the road! ________________________________________________________________________________ From: rrubel1@umbc.edu (Rich Rubel) Subject: Re: Why the chicken crossed the road Star Wars style Date: 28 Feb 1997 04:04:42 GMT BEN: That's no chicken, that's a space station. EWOK: lub nub eecha CHICKEN, looo-eewa. LANDO: It's NOT MY FAULT! ________________________________________________________________________________ From: Halina Subject: Re: Why the chicken crossed the road Star Wars style Date: 6 Mar 1997 EMPEROR: It was unavoidable. It was its destiny. ________________________________________________________________________________