Subject:      Christmas Joke
From:         oukjjp@alinga.newcastle.edu.au (ICHAEL C)
Date:         1995/12/07
Newsgroups:   rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are fighting on the Deck of the Death
Star.  Light Sabres are clashing and the air is crackling with electicity.

Darth: "Luke, give yourself to the Dark Side."
Luke:  "No.  I will never turn to the Dark Side."
Darth: "Luke, it is your Destiny.  Join me."
Luke:  "Never.  I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
Darth: "If you will not turn, then I will tell you what you are going
        to get for Christmas."
Luke:  "I know you can't do that.  My gifts are hidden from even your
        evil power."
Darth: "I know all of them Luke.  Turn to the Dark Side or I will tell
        you and spoil the surprise."
Luke:  "But how?  How could you possibly know what gifts I am to get
        on that most happy of mornings?

Darth hold Luke by his rebel tunic, pulls him close, his harsh
breathing the only noise, echoing hollowly as he gloats over the
fear he can see in Luke's eyes.  Leaning even closer, he whispers
in Luke's ear -

Darth: "I know Luke, because even before you set foot on the Death
        Star, I felt your presents."

Boom Boom!

General Kev Benobi
And a Merry Christmas to all.