From: oblio@nishodan.org (oblio-1)
Subject: CHUCK Wor Epasode lll  Serch for a clew
Date: Fri, 25 Apr 1997 23:46:12 GMT

ALONG TIME AGO, THE FINAL FRONTEER
THEES ARE THE VOYAGEZ OF THE CHUCK CLASS SCOUT SHIP, HOTMAIL WITH CAPN
WALDERMAN AT THE HELM.

CAPNS LOG. WHILE DRIFTING THRUGH THE ASTAROIDS NEAR HOTH, WE
COMPLEATED REPEARS ON THE HOTMAIL'S WORPER DRIVE. WE MUST CATCH THE
BOWNTY HUNTER AND RELEESE THE ENPRISINED CLEW.

'MR. WHARF, YOU SUCK DUDE. PUNCH IT, ENGAGE FAKTOR 5.  USE YOU'RE
DESCRESHUN AND PICK A COARSE. THAT BOWNTY HUNTER MUST BE OUT THEIR
SOMEWERE.'

'Sir'

'WHAT IS IT MR DADA?'

'I have detected a inverse tachyon pulse, emanating from the far side
of the jump gate.'

'THOSE DAM INVIRSE TECKYON PULCES!' Capn CHUCK thought to himself
'HMMM...COULD WE BE FALING INTO ANOTHER TRAP?' He was certain it must
be, but how could he avoid it? He stared
blankly at his video game magazine when it finally hit him. But, would
it work...

'WHARF. CUT THE POWER. LET THE HOTMAIL DRIFT THRUGH THE
STARGATE.THEY'LL THINK WERE DEAD.  MR DADA, JUST BEFOOR WE EXIT THE
GATE, FIRE FOTON BLASTERS DIREKTLY A STIRN.  OWHORA, SEND THIS MESSIGE
- "WEEV STRUK A RUPIDIC MINE NEED EMERG"'

'Sir'

'WHAT NOW DADA?'

'May the Force be with you' Dada said calmly.

'FORCE? FORCE? THATS FOR SUCKY WIMPZ. WERE USING OUR BRAEN POWER TO
GET OUT OF THIS ONE.'

Wharf cut the power as Owhora sent the distress signal. The Hotmail
began to drift closer to the gate.

'DADA, DO YOU SCAN ANYTHING? WE SHULD BE ABLE TO SEE THE TARGET BUY
NOW'

'Sir'

'DAMET DONT KEEP WATEING FOR ME TO ANSWER. TELL US'

'Sensors have detected an incoming vehicle. CHUCK, your mom's home.
Does she know you're using her internet account?'

'AWW MAN. WHARF, YOU SUCK FACE, ENGAGE CLOKING DEVISE.'

CAPNS LOG. JUST AS I WAS FINALY ABOUT TO GET A CLEW, MY MOM CAME HOME.
AM I EVER GOING TO GET ONE? TWO BE COUNTINEWD...	
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From: Duggy-TIN <sci-jrc1@jcu.edu.au>
Subject: CHUCK Wor Epasode llll  Da Moms Home (was Re: CHUCK Wor Epasode lll  Serch for a clew
Date: Mon, 28 Apr 1997 01:31:53 +1000

CAPNS LOG SUPLEEMENTLE. BEFOR COMERSAL BRAKE MY MOM DID COM HOME. 

BAT SHE GONE NOW AND ME AM BACK

WERE WAS I?  YES I WAS BOUT TO GET CLEW

'DADA, ANAL(HEHEHE)EYES DA CLEW SEE WOT ITS MAIDE OUT OV'

'The Clue seems to be composed of an entirely new substance known as
Anti-Chucky'

'WA'S ANNI-CHUCKY?  IT HASS NOO PLASE IN SCIENSE FICSHON.  ITS LIKE TROLLS
ISS'T IT?'

'You're right.  It shouldn't be here... but there is only one way to
destroy it...'

'HOWS?'

'Well, being Chucky you are made up entirely of Chucky-Matter, and the
object is made up of Anti-Chucky-Matter...'

'SO BY SAYSING SATR WORS SUKS, BUT KNOT MENING TO OFFENN ANNIWON, WE WILL
DISTOY DA CLEW?'

'Not quite.  The only way to destroy it is to set off a Chucky/Anti-Chucky
reaction.'

'WOD'T DAT KILL ME?'

'Hopef... err, it may... but we'll have to risk it.'

'OHKAY, I DO IT FOR SAYK OF ALL STAR TERK WICH IS KOOL AND STAR WORS WICH
IS SUKS.  GET REDY TOO FIRE ME ENTO DA CLEW.'

'With pleasure...'

CAPN'S LOG: I EM A BOUT TO BE FIRED ENTO DA CLEW IN DA HOPE I WELL DISTOY
IT ANN DA STAR WOR UNIVERS TO BE COUNTINEWD...
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