From: ausui@ix.netcom.com (Arlene Usui) Subject: Star Wars computerisms Date: Sat, 02 Aug 1997 18:41:04 GMT 1. Do or do not, there is no undo. 2. Backup weekly, save you it can. __________________________________________________________________ From: "Grand Admiral Callas" Date: 2 Aug 97 19:16:29 GMT > 3. If you don't need me sir, I'll just shut down for awhile. :) _________________________________________________________________ From: stephg@netcom.com (JavaJawa/Ember/Talaranth) Date: Sat, 2 Aug 1997 21:49:18 GMT 3. There's still a chance to save your files! 4. Customer service number is not in the main computer! Customer: What is that number? 411 operator: I've heard of... no such number... this is a free service on a diplomatic mission... Customer: If this is a free service, then where are the donation solicitors? __________________________________________________________________ From: Davin Felth Date: Sat, 02 Aug 1997 19:13:07 -0400 5. Sir, the possibility of successfully optimizing Windows95 is approximately 3,720 to 1. 6. What a piece of junk! 7. You've never heard of the Pentium 200? It's the system that made CorelDraw run in less than 12 seconds... 8. If once you start down the DOS path, forever it will dominate your destiny. And for the 'Net surfers.... 9. It's not wise to upset a cookie! 10. I know there is good in you. AOL hasn't driven it from you fully. _______________________________________________________________________ From: nahorvei@online.no (Nils Aksel Horvei) Date: Sun, 03 Aug 1997 15:54:35 GMT 11. (for a screen saver) You may fire when ready! 12. Would you look at the size of that file! _____________________________________________________________________ From: wkibbe@concentric.net (Cindy Kibbe) Date: Sun, 03 Aug 1997 19:09:59 GMT 3. She's the computer that made the Kessel download in less than 12 gigs. She's fast enough for you, old man. 4. That's all I could get for my 486Sx. Since the MMX came out, they're just not in demand anymore. 5. AOL users, we don't need they're kind of scum. ____________________________________________________________________________ From: you@somewhere.intime (usher) Date: Mon, 04 Aug 1997 18:33:17 GMT 6. I want it whole. No fragmentation. 7. That's impossible, even for a Pentium. 8. I used to play football on my TI back home. 9. Lost Windows. Lost DOS. 10. Their firewall is too thick for Emacs. We'll have to switch to Pegasus. ___________________________________________________________________________ From: Inertia Date: Thu, 14 Aug 1997 00:30:06 +0100 13. Cut and paste the chatter Red 2! _______________________________________________________________________