From: pete-williams@worldnet.att.net (Raven) Subject: [Humor] The Dust Bunnies Strikes Back! (Raven cleans her room! GASP!) Date: 5 Sep 1998 03:34:19 GMT Ok. I've gotten out of school and I am preparing to go to camp. So obviously now I need to clean my room while I have some free time. (Which is good for all of you otherwise you'd see a LOT more of these queer posts). Anyway, instead of cleaning my room right away, I have written this piece of carpet lint. Enjoy. And may the static cling be with you. A solitary figure is seen on the bottom of the closet. As we zoom in, we see that it seems to big a collection of old lint and dust. A dust bunny. The dust bunny cautiously peeks it's head out around the open door and peers out under the bed. A small procession of objects is being led through the dark underside of a trash deposit on the planet of Bedpin. We see among them Princess Linta, Shoebottom, the bounty hunter Dusta Itt, and the figure of Sock Solo, frozen in starch. They are guarded by several Silt troopers. The dust bunny, cautiously comes out from the closet. He is Floof Flywalker, Carpet Lint in training. Floof runs for the bed post and hides around the corner. Floof looks around to see Dusta Itt looking at him. Itt fires soap scum at Floof, who quickly ducks behind the bed post. When Itt has left, Floof runs after them. Princess Linta looks back and sees Floof. Linta> Floof! Floof, it's a trap! Floof! Princess Linta and the others are pulled away from Floof and through an old toilet paper roll. Floof stands near the old shoe box for a second, then decides to follow. (Stupid Dust Bunny!) Floof slowly walks through the toilet paper roll which leads him into the area between the bed and the dresser. He looks around, searching for any danger that might lurk nearby. Suddenly he hears a frightening sound. Something that sounds like a Hoover being turned on and off. Darth Maid> The static cling is with you, young Flywalker, Floof turns around to see Darth Maid standing there before him. Darth Maid> But you are not Carpet Lint yet! Both Floof and Maid reach for their weapons, snap sabers. (you remember those little bracelets that are made of metal. You know, you slap them on your wrist and they curl around it. That's what these are. I have a whole bunch of 'em under my dresser. ) We hear the threatening SNAP of the snap sabers stiffening. Darth Maid was breathing noisily through his dust mask. He began to walk slowly towards Floof, snap saber extended. Floof attacked, smacking his snap saber on Darth Maid's. Obviously, this caused the snap saber to wrap around Darth Maid's snap saber. Floof> Um, er, uh LOOK! An old sock! Darth Maid> Where? Floof runs up to the top of a small step stool. Darth Maid follows. Darth Maid> You fight dirty, young Flywalker. As was to be expected from a dust bunny. Darth Maid attacks the now defenseless dust bunny, pushing him off the chair and into a trash basket. Darth Maid> All too easy. Floof suddenly jumps out of the trash with a broken pencil in hand. Darth Maid> Impressive Darth Maid attacks Floof again, only to have his slap saber get wrapped around the pencil. Darth Maid> Most impressive. Darth Maid uses the Static Cling to pull Flywalker's pencil out of his hand. Then he begins throwing various objects at Floof using the Static Cling. Darth Maid grabs a fly swatter. While Floof is distracted, Maid swats off Flywalker's hand. Floof> Aaaaaaaaah! Darth Maid quickly sweeps up the dusty hand. Darth Maid>Join me Floof, and together we can successfully clean this house. Moldy Wan never told you what happened to your creator. Floof> He told me enough. He told me YOU cleaned him! Darth Maid> No. I am your creator! It was MY mess that spawned you, young dust bunny! Floof> No! That's not true! You're lying! Darth Maid> Floof! Join me, and we can sweep this domain as Creator and dust spawn! Floof> Nooooooooo! Darth Maid> Ok. Suit yourself. Darth Maid pulls out a dust buster and sucks up Floof Flywalker. Darth Maid> Oh well. He was bad for my allergies anyway. THE END!!!! Raven Ostego Freelance bounty hunter and assassin Supporter of the SW scum A girl with too much free time